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The Top 7... WTF?! Endings

When cursing and confusion are your only reward

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

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DEAD OR ALIVE 4 (2005)

The ending.

Take your pick. You want the one with the half-naked girl making a fresh garden salad?

Or the one with the half-naked girl roundhouse kicking some old pervert in the face for touching her boobs?

Or maybe the one with the half-naked girl transforming into a mermaid and getting caught in a fisherman's net?

How about a psychedelic drug- and lute-inspired dance marathon? (Sorry, no half-naked girls here.)

A jazz tribute to the terrible tragedy of a dropped and wasted sticky bun?

The tomb raiding adventures of a magical Teletubby (and return of the half-naked girl)?

Or the REAL ending... six minutes of Armageddon set to Aerosmith. Yeah.

Huh?!

Exactly.

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thereaper52 - 1 year 2 months ago

its so beautiful
I cant help but cry..

not

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lynx987 - 1 year 2 months ago

the monster paty 1 wont work ........how gay

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NullG7 - 1 year 2 months ago

WTF LOL these are just stupid

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Mrinsane117 - 1 year 2 months ago

lol

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GamesRadarCharlieBarratt - 1 year 2 months ago

Monster Party video fixed. Damn the fleeting nature of life and YouTube!

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Corsair89 - 1 year 2 months ago

I liked Bioshock's good ending.

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Face0324 - 1 year 2 months ago

halo has one of the bigest disappointments, i absolutely loved the first one but the 2 and 3 one just made an epic game story into a mindless shooter , and btw why did the black sgt look completely different in each game

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pimlicosound - 1 year 2 months ago

Surely "Eternal Sonata" should feature here.

You defeat Count Walz then for no reason whatsoever Legato swallows the super potion, transforms into a dragon monster, rips a hole in space time and escapes into another dimension.

When you've beaten monster Legato, you have to fight your own party leader, Chopin. Then he gives up. And then things get really weird.

Something about a perpetual dream loop and Chopin resolving his life and his conscience while dying, making a choice, being set free, saving the world, remaking the world, everything going back to the beginning and, of course, making not an ounce of sense.

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skyguy343 - 1 year 1 month ago

@Face1324

1. how can u play all three Halos and not know his name is Sergeant Johnson (or Avery Johnson)

2. if u dont understand the point of Halo 3's ending(legendary or not) u shouldnt be commenting on the story as a whole

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Black_X_1111 - 1 year 26 days ago

Only 3 of the 7 Dead or alive videos work. I'm being starved of half-naked girls.

oh, lol, ReCaptcha wants me to type property clothed. How relevant.

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thephntm - 1 year 1 day ago

wtf is wrong with the dead or alive vids?

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Icehearted - 11 months 29 days ago

I am so glad you mentioned Halo 2. The absolute worse thing passed off as an ending ever. It was so bad that I cannot bring myself to even care about Halo 3. I have never played it, read maybe two reviews on it but have otherwise simply avoided it because I'm still really raw about the way the last one punched me in the gut.

I know I'm just one angry customer in a sea of salivating fanboys that bought it in a hurry when it came out, and that my opinion is absolutely worthless, but nobody ever said honesty was easy.

To each and every one of you that bought the game despite the fact that Bungie gave you the finger the last time, I salute you. It's the gaming equivalent of Bush winning his second term. Kudos on justifying every thing they've done to screw their customers over.

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Cwf2008 - 11 months 20 days ago

@skyguy343: Well first off, its obvious by looking at your name that your a Halo fanboy. Now then...i dont think anyone understood the meaning of Gaylo 3's ending. It made no f**king sense...

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Cwf2008 - 11 months 20 days ago

PS: Anybody that bought Gaylo 3 (including me) was obviously scammed and tricked into buying a piece of crap game

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skyguy343 - 11 months 17 days ago

it was mere coincedence that my name has 3 numbers like a spartans tag, and the fact that it makes me come off as a fanboy deeply pisses me off because that is what i hate the most about Halo/Microsoft/videogames. plus, i was only trying to add a second side to the arguement

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