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Bowl's the one doing Farcry?
That explains how the plot is changed and it looks like the stupidist movie I've ever seen. Ever... though I haven't seen it. Because it's not out yet. Whatever.

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Bryce2552 - 1 year 1 month ago

That house of the dead clip was the shittiest thing ive ever seen. Lets put the black chick in a leotard with the flag on it. THEN people will watch this mindless bullshit.

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kstegall - 1 year 1 month ago

Wha? How DARE you mock or defame "Bullet-Time of the Dead"?! It's probably the greatest action sequence in the hallowed halls of cinema history! Uwe Boll is a genius.

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RaIdEn - 1 year 1 month ago

It's impossible to figure out why this guy got seven movie deals. SEVEN!

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IronGuy410 - 1 year 1 month ago

uwe boll must be brainless motherf@#%er. on imdb.com i havent seen one movie of his that has gotten over 5.0/10. and to think that he actually gets paid...

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Iffo - 1 year 1 month ago

Ok, I figured out why the kids in HotD see the action as mid 90's 3D graphics - they're clearly on drugs!

But I can't figure how Dr.Curien had so much spare time (you know between all the research and plans of taking over the world) to record an egocentric hip hop tune that describes his manor as The House of The Dead?! This is worse than Cole's "tune" in the GoW credits!!

Did I heard that correctly? "I am Curien - bringer of the legions of the house of the dead!! I am Curien - bringer of the vengeance!" WTF?!

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MultiGamer - 1 year 1 month ago

Uwe Boll should be locked away, far away from all games.
Same goes for Paul Anderson.

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rhysbolt - 1 year 1 month ago

lol never say the n word

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blunt ambition - 1 year 22 days ago

Bloodrayne, Alone in the dark and now I hear he's been hired for Far cry the movie. He's just the worst director ever.

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AGNGoo - 1 year 18 days ago

The real scary thing? Uwe Boll is actually a pretty well-respected director in his native Germany, to the point where he's written books on the subject of movie making and one's even a commonly used textbook in German film schools. Having seen some of his German-language stuff, which is not amazing but still pretty good, and seen German horror movies in general directed by people I have to assume took a page from his book (literally), I must conclude either 1.) Uwe Boll is just trying to pull Americans' collective legs by acting insane and violent and incapable of directing a good movie or 2.) he's on a one-man mission to subvert the American horror film industry so that Americans have to look overseas for their good horror. If it's the latter, he's way too late for that.

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groovy3000 - 11 months 2 days ago

that bloodrayne montage almost killed me it was so funny

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Dude - 11 months 2 days ago

I love the gun physics. Shotgun= no kick for u but 13 foot knockback for the "zombie"

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Eggatron - 10 months 29 days ago

1.3 million dollars and 79 cents!... VOMIT!!!

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SlightlyBetterName - 10 months 25 days ago

Did anyone else notice how during Bullet time of the dead, when it would circle around the person in slow-mo, their weapons switched randomly?

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stuffblowupnation - 9 months 2 days ago

MY GOD!! (Jimmy, get out the masks and a rope, we got another!!!)

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Evernight - 5 months 29 days ago

No No GR - At least that section of House of the Dead had some guns and action... most of Alone in the Dark is filled with boring suck between short bouts of crap action. House was at lease so stupid it was mildly funny. Alone was so stupid I wanted to kill myself.

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reggie2oo9 - 3 months 6 days ago

house of the dea video was shockin.... at least the ''actors'' could do was point the guns in the right direction lol it made no sence at all. Good to see Uwe Boll's balls shot off :)

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jjthesurvivor - 3 months 2 days ago

61184. Manfred Boll I really hate my brother as of now for making bad movies

a comment from the stop uwe boll petition website.

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jjthesurvivor - 3 months 2 days ago

61184. Manfred Boll: I really hate my brother as of now for making bad movies
from: the stop uwe boll petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

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