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My wife rented "Postal" thinking it was a movie I would watch. I told her I would never rent a Uwe Boll movie becouse hes the worst director ever and his movies are the worst movies ever. Postal had no reason to ever be made. It was a worthless piece of crap. Killing kids and babies, how funny Uwe Boll you piece of shit. What a waste of space he is. I dont understand how they keep letting him make movies. Please someone stuff him in a cannon and shoot it at a wall.

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ELpork - 1 year 2 months ago

........Why can't he just die?

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Corsair89 - 1 year 2 months ago

When I first heard of House of the Dead's use of actual gameplay in the movie, I didn't believe it. I thought that EGM's Seanbaby was exaggerating and he meant that the CGI was so terrible that it may as well had been the scenes. I never thought that any director would be that brainless. But after that watching that horrendously terrible shoot-out,I was laughing my ass off.
Oh, and the Bloodrayne gore scene was hysterical.

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drprofessor - 1 year 2 months ago

He may suck hard balls at life in general. But at least his movie Seed didnt suck to bad. Interesting to note it's not a video game movie and he actually did a DECENT job with it.
anyway, yeah his videogame movies BLOW.
cept HotD, it just sucks. I mean it's just to campy and retarded not to get drunk and watch.

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infinite doo - 1 year 2 months ago

I loved this article, especially the last vid where he actually admits "I hate video games".
So there. thats why all his movies suck. he hates the source material.
Also, i like getting 7 pages, its more bang for my buck. plus, since its free, its all bang and NO buck, one of the best things ever. Also, i have a lot of free time, so anything to keep me on the site day after day is good =)

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infinite doo - 1 year 2 months ago

not alot of uwe love here lol.
maybe he just sucks at making movies because of his name, i mean, have you ever heard of anyone that was ever even AVERAGE (let alone "good" or "great") who had the name "uwe"? its no wonder he sucks at life, he was condemned at birth...

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IWUNapenguin - 1 year 2 months ago

to be fair, it seems like he followed the plots to some of those games pretty closely. i think we're just upset that it was TOO close.

and the fact that they're essentially boyhood masterbations on film.

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carsonnik - 1 year 2 months ago

Wait, what the fuck is he saying? Because Asian drivers in Vancouver don't turn left because HE wants them to turn left, he has secret fantasies of him blowing their brains out? That doesn't even make any sense at all. What an asshole, I have a new found hatred for him now.

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LionheartAce - 1 year 2 months ago

Holy crap... I wasn't on this hate train before, but that is just all kinds of stupid. Those have got to be the worst things I have ever seen.

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Themis - 1 year 2 months ago

I can't believe that the German ship captain guy in HOTD was also the star of Das Boot, nominated for 6 Oscars.

Crazy.

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Eo1spy - 1 year 2 months ago

Hmm, haters should try this: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

(Petition to stop Uwe Boll)

Then send to all your friends!

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Juriasu - 1 year 2 months ago

If boll hates video-games, then how come he keeps making movies based around them! Does he like want to get back at them?

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monojono - 1 year 2 months ago

Holy Diver - 20 hours 17 minutes ago
"There must be some people here who watvh his movies. Studios wouldnt let him direct if his films didnt make any money"

See here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll

His films lose money, he pays for them himself thanks to German tax benefits for film-makers.

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pornomancer - 1 year 2 months ago

whatever, I have more fun a Boll film than I do a Bruckheimer film EVERY time (and I know that Bolls films are shit)

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Fluxnard - 1 year 2 months ago

Notice at 1:06 (at the House of the Dead video) the girl is holding a shotgun, then shortly after...she has a handgun...

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drunkenfish - 1 year 2 months ago

omfg that last scene was so hillarious. (House of the Dead not the press shot) The 360 around the old dude w/ the launcher and the weak music. Then the way he spliced in shots of the videogame. omg....omg

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Solid_Gabriel - 1 year 2 months ago

I gotta be honest, i only watched two of his movies. The House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.

But those two really SUCK HARD!!!
House of the Dead was the worst of these two i've seen...

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DeathbyFira - 1 year 2 months ago

This guy is a Joke i kind of like to watch his crappy movies to make fun of him but the Asin thing pissed me off i hope this basterd burns in hell for eternity and please lets all sign that petition to stop this basterd form killing all are hopes and dreams for good Gameing Movies thank u

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Craza - 1 year 2 months ago

Haha, I remember the first time I saw House of the Dead. I watched it with my dad as one of those old, not really heard of movies they play on Sunday and we were laughing our asses off, it was so effing ridiculous. Then when I saw how Burt Reynolds and Ray Liotta degraded themselves on Dungeon Siege, that's when Uwe Boll became a pathetic excuse for a director. Then of course BloodRayne, don't even get me started on BloodRayne!

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Smeggs - 1 year 2 months ago

Ok...WTF? Ninja zombies, and suddenly when they have guns the kids become Neo from the freaking Matrix? Oh and you have to love how at 1:05, Uwe can't even remember what gun the chick had as she switches suddenly from a shotgun to a pistol and back to a shotgun.

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