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The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games

The most criminal imperfections of all time

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

The best parts: Zombies; zombies in a mall; killing zombies in a mall; killing zombies in a mall with any weapon you can grab, from a baseball bat to a lawnmower to an oversized Mega Man helmet; oh yeah, did we mention zombies?

The WORST part:          TIME LIMIT 

In case our enthusiasm wasn't obvious from the preceding paragraph, let us be perfectly clear. Battling zombies in a mall is one of the greatest ideas in videogame history. The premise was stolen from movies, sure, but transforming it into open-world interactive entertainment - with players in complete control of all the slicing and dicing - was a stroke of genius.

So why restrict that genius? Why give gamers only a limited "72 hour" taste before yanking them back to the beginning, again and again and again? Why imprison such wild, carefree, no-brainer fun in such a needlessly overcomplicated and confusing structure? Why ensure that failure, repetition and stressful multi-tasking are the norm? Why?

If the developers were attempting to mask a meager amount of gameplay, we'd understand, but Dead Rising has enough great material to fill weeks and months. Forcing us to experience that material in stupidly short chunks doesn't make it seem longer, more realistic or more exciting... it just makes us more likely to quit.

Dishonorable mention: Maybe we could get everything done in 72 hours if the other survivors weren't a bunch of idiots, if the janitor didn't keep bothering us on the phone every ten seconds or if we could read any of the text on our standard definition TV's.


 
75 Comments
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marcusfenix22  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i hate the flood in halo so much and the slow elevators in mass effect SUCK!
al455  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Cortana on ledgendary...stopped playing after 10 seconds of torture.
CookieMonstersCousin  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I played ocorania of time when i was a lil kid and i had to quit after i got to the water temple because i couldnt figure it out a couple years l8er i tried to beat it it took me a month o figure out wihout cheats...... when i played twilight princess i was afraid to play water temple because of the last water temple i played :P
tazzfalcon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
The Blue Shell thing is spot on. And if you try to tell the losers whove been trailing you the whole damn race that its unfair they flame you for being a winger... ludicris.
rockykid19  - 1 year 2 months ago 
has this ever happened to you? i killed the anti-link finally after a half hour, then that sucky thing eat me, for some reason i opened the door and came back, and all my shit was gone, including my blue tunic
slapme7times  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Great article... GR has the best random shit like this around...

too bad their reviews aren't has hardcore... too many high scores you bastards.
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i think the trouble of building a gummi ship in kingdom hearts is much worse then flying it and yes, the mermaid songs are really annoying!!!!!!!!
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
GR is right Legend Of Zelda + Water = Anoyingly imposible game
gudtarplaya  - 1 year 1 month ago 
OMG! the time limit in dead rising is soo effin annoying! ill be like, oh i have enough time so i'll go work out, and when ur done u failed the game
Gabenader  - 1 year 1 month ago 
OMG! i hate the blue shells so much! i was almost down with star cup 1st place 150cc and BAM! 4th place!and dead rising would be the best game ever without the damn time limit!
cultofbananas  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Those blue shell pics are freaking hilarious!
SEF  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Dude, what? I personally enjoyed the water temple, and Wind Waker. But I will agree that tingle is an asshole.
Evolution  - 1 year 1 day ago 
yeah!the blue shells are a real pain
IpOd  - 11 months 25 days ago 
yes the mermaid songs was very FRUSTRATING and still yet im stuck on that mission >.<
yoshileeiscute  - 11 months 23 days ago 
lol those were hilarious pictures of the blue shell.
MyGameName  - 11 months 17 days ago 
Wait! Was that Bush in the last picture!? How is that bad?!?
Ranger6667  - 11 months 17 days ago 
I cant express hom many times that blue shell f'ed up a perfect race for me. I was hit by 5 in one race. 5!!!
AA95mp  - 11 months 6 days ago 
you don't know how much i agree with you KHfan
thehitcher03  - 11 months 2 days ago 
Yes, the blue shell really, REALLY sucks. Whenever I'm just about to win, BAM! Everyone overtakes me, I lose 100 points and have to come 1st in 4 more matches just to get them back. It. Sucks. So, I'm new, can I make one of these top 7 things?
Amatarasu  - 10 months 19 days ago 
on some of these your just complaining,the shotgun was badass! i loved the flood missions soley cause i got a shotgun!
and the blue shell is easely avoidable,brake a bit,and go into seconed,it'll hit the dude who passed you,then you can retake 1st
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