"The Double Bagger"

Who is she? Sofia. When she's not training hard for secret martial arts tournaments, succumbing to the mind control of a man named Uranus (tee hee!) or whipping her inferiors into submission, Sofia enjoys browsing GamesRadar's famously witty collection of Top 7 countdowns. Won't you join her?

Where's she from? Battle Arena Toshinden series (1995-97 - PS1)

What the hell is wrong with her? Oh Sofia, you so perfectly encapsulate the title and spirit of this article that we're almost happy you exist. It's painfully obvious that your every feature was carefully calculated to emanate irresistible waves of badass beauty. But the dominatrix whip, the skin-hugging leotard and the platinum blonde ponytail can't hide the simple fact that you look like a man. A man badly in need of a chest wax.

Possessing the exact same body model as a character named Duke wasn't enough for you, though. You put the other girls on this list to shame by finding not one, but two different ways to attain total and complete unsexiness. What's more disturbing? Resembling a burly, hairy male body builder...

Or the player's mother? Decide for yourself by watching the intro to Battle Arena Toshinden 2 below. The flirtatious wink at the 00:50 mark and the hip thrusting at the 01:25 mark will haunt our dreams forever.


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