"The Butter Face"

Who is she? Lula. When she's not busy directing, writing, producing or starring in porno films, Lula enjoys scrapbooking and knitting. Also, prostitution.

Where's she from? Lula 3D (2005 - PC)

What the hell is wrong with her? Sweet lord, you'd think if any of these games could get the whole sexy thing right, it'd be the X-rated, adults-only graphic adventure which federal law prohibits from selling to anyone under the age of 18! Shouldn't the whole development budget have gone towards that solitary purpose?

Why, then, is that pruney old geezer from the Six Flags commercials masquerading as a blonde wigged bombshell and, more importantly, why is he the protagonist of this game?

Sorry, no video this time. If we'd spent the $20 to download Lula 3D, we would have felt pretty bad about ourselves in the morning.