"Boxy Lady"

Who is she? Telis. When she's not shifting dimensions, transferring souls or overcoming a future dystopian society run by thousands year-old space devils, Telis enjoys practicing meditation and yoga.

Where's she from? Omikron: The Nomad Soul (2000 - Dreamcast)

What the hell is wrong with her? You have to have sex with her. No, seriously, have you seen the frighteningly bizarre snapshot below? Have you suffered through the awkward display of "lovemaking" on the right?

We don't care how desperate or lonely you are. As soon as Telis starts groping towards you with those melting LEGO brick arms and kissing you with that frozen mannequin expression (which, creepiest of all, seems to slide up and down her head as she speaks), you'll regret having jumped into bed with a last-last generation console. Outdated technology - what a turn on.