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The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Meat King | Hitman: Contracts



The gelatinous antithesis of body-obsessed, dietary-dictated gym bitches, this guy is sex and ugly minced up and squeezed into a giant greasy sausage skin of seduction. The bloated digits and black fingernails, the hint of red satin underpants, the fully stretched nylon socks, the luxuriant man-tits and a chez lounge fashioned out of swine carcasses. He's a gratuitous expanse of indecency that has a complete disregard for magazine cover cosmetic beauty, and that gives him potent sex appeal. Just don't let him sit on your face.


 
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Jumpman19972  - 1 year 1 month ago 
FIRST!
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ryno  - 1 year 7 days ago 
so thats what the master chief looks like
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ryno  - 1 year 7 days ago 
you forgot Ethan Thomas from Condemnd 2

great article
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Satanshadow94  - 10 months 6 days ago 
No way you guys did something on the cheif my friend hacked halo beta for hours and more hours no way
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pjbuhl  - 10 months 3 days ago 
oooo *barf* oh dear god the fat guy on the last page is revolting, *barf*
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SirJustus  - 8 months 24 days ago 
maybe whoever hacked was better than your friend at hacking hahahaha
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vdaymassacre  - 8 months 20 days ago 
The Meat King makes me want to slaughter myself.
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DUImonkey  - 8 months 10 days ago 
that's just a random spartan its not the master chief well at least that's what I've heard anyway
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blarney  - 7 months 14 days ago 
what about the big naked fat guy from hitman 2
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Dudeman47  - 7 months 12 days ago 
The meat king is absolutely disgusting.
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AuthorityFigure  - 7 months 10 days ago 
Exactly how legit is that Halo image?
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Assassin4than  - 7 months 6 days ago 
omg that double max payne pic is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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dewfish  - 6 months 10 days ago 
I always thought that Max Payne's face was based on christian slater from true romance....
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caboose4400  - 6 months 3 days ago 
god damn those are some ugly bastards
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KillerPotato  - 6 months 12 hours ago 
wow....
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