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The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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Piggsy | Manhunt



What's the big deal - can't a wallowing-in-his-own-shit, chainsaw-wielding sociopath wear a pig's head to enhance his appeal? Oh right, so it's fine for the plastic-faced fashionista to wear knickers made of penguin kidneys, or prance about in salopettes coated in urine extracted from the bladders of malnourished panda bears, but a fat lunatic stepping out with a still bleeding swine-based helmet on his noggin is repugnant and disgusting? The Devil wears Prada and Piggsy wears abattoir leftovers. And we'd definitely rather be ugly bastards than hypocritical catwalk worshipping Lagerfeld lickspittle goat spunk drinking twats.


 
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Jumpman19972  - 1 year 1 month ago 
FIRST!
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ryno  - 1 year 6 days ago 
so thats what the master chief looks like
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ryno  - 1 year 6 days ago 
you forgot Ethan Thomas from Condemnd 2

great article
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Satanshadow94  - 10 months 5 days ago 
No way you guys did something on the cheif my friend hacked halo beta for hours and more hours no way
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pjbuhl  - 10 months 2 days ago 
oooo *barf* oh dear god the fat guy on the last page is revolting, *barf*
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SirJustus  - 8 months 24 days ago 
maybe whoever hacked was better than your friend at hacking hahahaha
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vdaymassacre  - 8 months 20 days ago 
The Meat King makes me want to slaughter myself.
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DUImonkey  - 8 months 9 days ago 
that's just a random spartan its not the master chief well at least that's what I've heard anyway
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blarney  - 7 months 13 days ago 
what about the big naked fat guy from hitman 2
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Dudeman47  - 7 months 11 days ago 
The meat king is absolutely disgusting.
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AuthorityFigure  - 7 months 9 days ago 
Exactly how legit is that Halo image?
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Assassin4than  - 7 months 6 days ago 
omg that double max payne pic is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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dewfish  - 6 months 10 days ago 
I always thought that Max Payne's face was based on christian slater from true romance....
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caboose4400  - 6 months 3 days ago 
god damn those are some ugly bastards
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KillerPotato  - 5 months 29 days ago 
wow....
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