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The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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How much of an antagonistic middle-finger to the irritatingly self-obsessed beauty elite would it be to spoil your own pleasantly cultivated physiognomy by screwing it up into a picture of total facial lawlessness. It's a radical statement that says: "I'd rather look like someone has smeared dog egg on my top lip than conform like a subservient man-gimp to society's superficial and incredibly boring concept of beauty." If Max Payne ever makes a return, we're going to demand that the signature vinegar stroke wince also makes a come back.


 
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Jumpman19972  - 1 year 1 month ago 
FIRST!
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ryno  - 1 year 4 days ago 
so thats what the master chief looks like
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ryno  - 1 year 4 days ago 
you forgot Ethan Thomas from Condemnd 2

great article
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Satanshadow94  - 10 months 2 days ago 
No way you guys did something on the cheif my friend hacked halo beta for hours and more hours no way
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pjbuhl  - 10 months 3 hours ago 
oooo *barf* oh dear god the fat guy on the last page is revolting, *barf*
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SirJustus  - 8 months 21 days ago 
maybe whoever hacked was better than your friend at hacking hahahaha
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vdaymassacre  - 8 months 17 days ago 
The Meat King makes me want to slaughter myself.
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DUImonkey  - 8 months 6 days ago 
that's just a random spartan its not the master chief well at least that's what I've heard anyway
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blarney  - 7 months 10 days ago 
what about the big naked fat guy from hitman 2
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Dudeman47  - 7 months 8 days ago 
The meat king is absolutely disgusting.
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AuthorityFigure  - 7 months 6 days ago 
Exactly how legit is that Halo image?
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Assassin4than  - 7 months 3 days ago 
omg that double max payne pic is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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dewfish  - 6 months 7 days ago 
I always thought that Max Payne's face was based on christian slater from true romance....
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caboose4400  - 6 months 13 hours ago 
god damn those are some ugly bastards
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KillerPotato  - 5 months 27 days ago 
wow....
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