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The Top 7... Stereotypical gamers we hate

They shouldn't exist, but they do - avoid these gamers at all costs

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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Amatarasu  - 9 months 29 days ago 
i USED to be one of the devil children...but its cause people make fum of us,no matter how many times i shot that asshole in the back of the head point blank with a shotgun,and he had no idea i was there,he just said" well u just got that kill cause i 'm taking it easy on you,little kid" and i cussed him out,around the 7th kill
stuffblowupnation  - 9 months 27 days ago 
I F**king HATE these devil kids. I have two of them as brothers I an 20 seconds from shipping them to some far off land.
battenfelder  - 9 months 17 days ago 
god i HATE Obsessed forum guys!!! also its annoying when you encounter devil children on xbl!!!!
Cernunnos  - 9 months 16 days ago 
i've got a t-shirt that says "i'd hit that."
o.O.. though it has a Mario coin-box on it as well. but still...
themob24  - 9 months 14 days ago 
LOOOLL!!!! This is rly gd! thank God i ain't in 1 of those stereotypes..
fergfighter  - 9 months 8 days ago 
man, i think if i was even close to these stereotypes it would be the snob. i have to admit im a fan of a game that can be classed as an art. best example, beyond good and evil.
judge me, hate me, go away. i will stick to my morals!
stuffblowupnation  - 9 months 1 day ago 
I am very thankful that i do not apply to any of these stereotypes, eventhough i am just a few years out of devil kid stage.
Roic13  - 8 months 27 days ago 
I'm gonna shot my self if my family becomes number 5. That's is the most annoying crap ever!
Roic13  - 8 months 27 days ago 
My friend is a Devil child. He is fat, He lies about every thing he says, He is twelve, He sits home playing xbox and playing g-mod on the computer, he makes excuses about going outside to the park harrasing little kids in elementary school (ain't I the worst), Lastly, one time on a saturday mourning he told his mom this "Yes mom, I want a plate of bacon pancakes and waffles". Oh and did I mentin he is fat?
Roodlebeans  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Wow, this is hilarious. I just googled "stereotypical gamer" for a project I'm working on, and came across this.
Sadly, I actually fit into the #3 category. Yes, we do actually exist. (I'm the mom, Hubby & I both play with our kids, and no, they aren't the devil children.. They'd end up grounded if they were)!
I actually found a place to hang out, that's trying to bust the typical gamer image. It's a sort of Myspace for gamers. http://www.gorgeousgamers.com/ It's a pretty fun place to hang out & chat with other gamers!
samownzsnake  - 8 months 17 days ago 
my friend is a definetly an RPG snob.

Evan: Adam, you wanna play Braw-

Adam: NoiwillnotplaybrawlwithyoucuzitotallyownedthisguyinanRvRmatchandgottolvl40soimgonnagogetsomenewarmorandwepsandspellsk?

Evan:Um... you got you're Bright Wizard to lvl 40?

Adam:yathtswutijustsaidfoo

Evan:But you just made that player like an hour ago...

Adam:butiwastotallylikepowerlvlingandigotreallyluckythisonetimewhen...

Thats an normal conversation with him.
killemall  - 8 months 13 days ago 
this list is hilarious! i actually used to be firends with some of the people on this list, and can not count how many times i've had to defend consoles to the high and mighty PC RULZ crowd. Also... leave the wii alone, ne? You have no idea how fun it is to be able to include my roommates girlfriend in wii games instead of us listening to her bitch about how we play gow all the effin' thime... At least now she kind of understands and will let us alone while we play as long as we play wii with her sometimes
Mavarious  - 8 months 8 days ago 
You know what's the worst though? RUNESCAPE RPG snobs. It's like, how is that even possible? And yet it is. My friend is like level 132 on runescape and has like 12 99 skills... he's gotten better since he found some slightly more legit games, but still.
noobmasteroftehworld  - 7 months 27 days ago 
i love all the pictures of the sterotypes. they all have those huge, goofy teeth and i die every time i see them
ajcull  - 7 months 21 days ago 
Great job,
i am early teens too though and , yeah, there's always some kid who hasnt hit puberty yet, going on about how he just did my mom, and your mom and everyones mom and who's goal is to make the world a gang of homophobic bastards
Smiffy99  - 7 months 18 days ago 
Okay, Frat boy, bottom paragraph; you lost me at "fog".
theevilgerbil  - 7 months 18 days ago 
i hate the PC gamer one and the devil child one the most, i own a kick ass PC and love playing it aswell as my 360 for the variety of games on both, and the devil children NEED to die.
Gmoney55  - 7 months 16 days ago 
Look on the forums for a guy named "crabbo"
TOTAL forum snob. Can't stand the guy. Always has to trash people less superrior to him (everyone)
pauzeris  - 7 months 15 days ago 
Omg...I think I'm half #2 O_O
knightpanthery2k3  - 7 months 14 days ago 
Thankfully I do not fit any of those categories. I know at least one person from each category (yes even the horrid #5) and there is no way to truly be friends with them (at least in my opinion, if you can do it all the more power to you), acquaintances is as far as I let it go, otherwise I end up having to deal with them for more then once a month. The devil children are the most horrid to deal with imho. The rest are just mostly annoying.
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