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Isn't it Argo? And smashing through the crowds of people on horseback in Assassin's Creed was one of the few things that didn't get tiresome in that game.

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RonnyLive19881 - 4 months 25 days ago

Epona should have been sexiest but what ever... I hated Shadow of the Colossus but I did like the horse. I was hoping someone would shoot the damn thing in the end, watching it walk was terrible.

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c1nd3rcell - 4 months 25 days ago

How is it possible that so many people comment on this top 7?!?!?!

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symphonicdeathpop - 4 months 25 days ago

so random, yet so funny. great job Buttercup, you deserve some sugar cubes

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iKOemos - 4 months 25 days ago

How the hell do you type with hooves?

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michaelmcc827 - 4 months 25 days ago

Oh man you guys up there must not be well

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Obama69DoctorFunkenstein - 4 months 25 days ago

Sorry Buttercup, you're typing isnt up to pace
its time to put you down after years of sweet, sweet love
but you'll have a welcome place as GamesRadarGlueFace

but awesome article

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Nin10DOH - 4 months 25 days ago

how'd you get a horse to write a whole article? thats pretty skilled

good article...buttercup

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Sfetna20 - 4 months 25 days ago

Did anyone else get the donkeypunch reference... that was pretty funny.

If you don't know what it is, go to urbandictionary immediately.

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GamesRadarButtercup - 4 months 25 days ago

@ garnssr;: itts agro
@ ssymmphoniccdeaathhpp: tthankss
@ iiKOOmos; carfluly
@ obbamaa69: nno glue joksz plaese

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Chimpboy - 4 months 25 days ago

All horse no donkey action what a swizz

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fanboyhunter - 4 months 25 days ago

So THIS is what happens when u guys get lazy huh? I seriously don't even know how to feel about the article...

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crumbdunky - 4 months 25 days ago

Buttercup! Your appetite is very fulsome, is it not? I fear you may get hairy hooves if you aren't careful or go blind, or worse!

You do know that it's we humans and our desire for different mounts that provides you with your horny horsey pin ups don't you? There's an odd bloke in the next village who got in some serious trouble when caught, erm, pleasuring a stallion with similar yearnings to yourself and I often wondered why he did it-now I realise that it's pushy perv horses like yourself getting folk that want to care for their loyal mounts to provide them with far more than is strictly needed.

You're a sick pony, sick.

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TURbo - 4 months 25 days ago

A trend of fictional characters with top 7? Get that horse on the podcast to discuss the article. Don't tell me you put it down.

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Solid_Gabriel - 4 months 25 days ago

I always thought Agro was a male horse...

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phoenix_wings - 4 months 25 days ago

I knew something was up when we already had the porn article....

Recaptcha: Bethge trotta....hehe

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GoldenMe - 4 months 25 days ago

Why the hell are you all taking this horse buisness so seriously? Christ, it's a goddamn joke.

And it's fucking summer. There's not really much news in gaming, so I don't blame them for making a random article.

So Buttercup, I applaud you for your campaign to realize the importance of your friends, and I respect your hooves.

......................can I have a ride?

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GamesRadarButtercup - 4 months 25 days ago

@ ffanboyhntrr; LAZY!?!? heyy,. horrses havve feellings too... aand hot haunches

@Sollid_)gabbril: yyou tthought wrrong,,,

sorryyy agin forr thhe ttyposs... itts myy hoovees

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