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The top 7... rudest cheats

Hotter than pr0n? You be the judge

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

We can’t deny that, despite being unfeeling binary illusions, video game chicks are hot. We’d delve into the deep psychological curiosities that make these digital fantasies so appealing to libidinous male gamers, but it’s more fun to just show you how the hormone-infused gaming community has sexed up some of the most popular games ever.

Whether the developers intentionally created the titillating features, or they were modded by pubescent hackers, they’re hot (if a bit misogynistic and creepy), and we’ve got the scoop on how to get them.

The screens in this feature are censored, but if you’re really into hot polygon love, follow the instructions to replicate them yourself. Also be warned that any links to external sites are pretty much guaranteed to contain porno ads and other lewdness.

If you saw this article when it was originally posted, you were blasted with a grand parade of uncensored boob screens and absurd footage of frolicking virtual nudists. Unfortunately, we quickly discovered that the internet is no place for nudity, breasts, or nude breasts, and the video mysteriously disappeared. After a little negotiation, we're happy to say that it's back, and even better, because now it includes fancy black bars that happen to move in conjunction with female torsos. For your consideration, "The top 7... slightly-less-rude cheats."


 
23 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Bow chikka bow wow
Nintendophile  - 1 year 2 months ago 
And now I've got half a roll of quarters in my pocket... Thanks a LOT, GamesRadar!
ttwo0  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Yeah yeah!
RedX  - 1 year 2 months ago 
lmao
Ichigo992  - 1 year 2 months ago 
ummmm i still think real porn is better
O1993  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Im buying the Sims 2
Flex004  - 1 year 1 month ago 
OOHHH YAAAHHH!!
adrenaguy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
NOOO! YOU HAD TO CENSOR IT! why? it's so depressing. I'm gonna go watch regular porn!
DallasG  - 11 months 24 days ago 
and im gonna go whack it now to these patches uncensored
snack  - 10 months 27 days ago 
damn the vids arent working
narutoislikecrack  - 10 months 20 days ago 
im afraid to do the wow cheat cuz somone might report u. i dont want to have to go through the process of making an account again
deathrebellion  - 9 months 23 days ago 
wats wrong wid d vids it never works damn it
SpicyPoyratez  - 9 months 23 days ago 
pssh, you forgot the mary jane clone lesbian kiss cheat on the bridge in spiderman 1!
Garchomp617  - 9 months 21 days ago 
Let me think... it would probably have been better if you showed the originals again.
mr.mr.mr.mr.  - 9 months 9 days ago 
GIVE ME ORIGINAL VID.
nitrocole  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Very nice
AA95mp  - 7 months 26 days ago 
take out the last 15 seconds uncensor the rest and i'll be happy.
MOOMAN  - 4 months 3 days ago 
sigh caboose is sad now. he will go and hang out with HIS BEST BUDDY CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SwampRock  - 4 months 4 hours ago 
Wow, people. your all getting a little too happy over all this.
uz_mike222  - 3 months 28 days ago 
seriously, but still a funny article and that dwarf chick you guys made in WoW, i feel like you guys seered something into my memory that i wish i did not want to see again, like see your grandmother naked in the tub while you wash her back and her bunions. Ah yes the bunions, DAMN YOU OLD PEOPLE!!
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