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The Top 7... Outrageously Camp Bad Guys

Evil doesn't HAVE to be serious business

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK

One of the most stereotypically camp bad guys on this list, it's hard not to feel something close to sympathy for Sander Cohen. Okay, he was clearly madder than a dancing cheese plant, but as a tortured artist hopped up on plasmids, the brutal post-fall Rapture can't have been a fun place to live.

Not that that excuses his murderous actions, however fabulously flamboyant they may have been. Even before Rapture went the way of Arkham he was involved in a long and bitchy artistic rivaly with fellow performer Anna Culpepper, which was eventually resolved by her being found dead in a bloody bath tub. Take That and East 17 could have sorted things out in the same way.

Above: Mmmm, tasteful. Michelangelo clearly wasted his life.

And then there was his "masterpiece"; a photographic murder spree forced upon Bioshock's hero Jack in order to exact revenge on those who questioned Cohen's artistic relevance and importance to Rapture. As if that modus operandi wasn't camp enough, he then celebrated with a spotlit, bunny-mask-wearing explosion of confetti and ticker tape, even alluding to messianic status by quoting Jesus' last words from John 19:30. "It is accomplished" indeed Sander, you crazy old bastard. Top marks for having the finest-crafted moustache in videogames too, Captain Price excepted.

Notable also-ran

Effeminate to the point of borderline transvestitism with a penchant for needlessly theatrical speech, Final Fantasy IX's Kuja was a villain in the same flouncing renaissance-man mould as Cohen. Couple in the fact that the revelation of his own mortality caused him to throw a hissy fit which destroyed a whole world and spurred an attempt to wipe out all of life in general, and the two could have done a great deal of 'misunderstood' bitching together if they'd ever met.


As Brit comedy legend Eddie Izzard once taught us, there's only so far you can go into being cool before you start looking like a dickhead. And similarly, if a bad guy goes far enough in an effort to be threatening, he can only become ludicrously, hilariously, savagely camp.

Above: It's so damn funny we had to show you all of it.

Such is the case with the last boss in Wolfenstein 3D. Adolf Hitler is undoubtedly one of the most evil men in human history, but the sight of him floating around in a spectral fashion, letting out a laugh Vincent Price would have been proud of when shot, made for one of the most nonsensically funny boss encounters in gaming. Doubly so when he turned up in a goddamn mech. And when the chaingunning Fuhrer finally croaked, uttering a mournful "Eva! Auf weidersein..." with a level of camp that only the German accent seems capable of evoking, it was almost too hilarious to bear. Deeply, offensively insensitive maybe, but hilarious all the same.

Notable also-ran

Zombies Ate My Neighbors is a gloriously well-judged celebration of b-movie camp, but nowhere did it pull off the beautiful madness of '50s genre cinema better than the "Titanic Toddler" level. A forty-foot baby. A killer bottle of milk. A doom-laden nursery rhyme soundtrack littered with off-kilter creepiness and those classic "Uh-oh" samples. It was as ridiculous as can be and therefore without doubt one of the best bits of the entire game.


 
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chrisat928  - 1 year 9 days ago 
How did I know Kefka would be number one?

Awesome article.
Basketcase676  - 1 year 9 days ago 
Haha, good read! And of course Salazar had to make an appearance, too much flambouancy for a bad guy.
Hunter2458  - 1 year 8 days ago 
As any good raving fanboy I must correct your Liquid Snake part. Liquid had all the Dominant genes, Solid had all of Liquid's genetics cast-offs. Also, 'Enfants Terrible' If you're translating from the french les'enfants terrible, should just be The Terrible Infants. /end ramble

Otherwise, great article as usual :3
ssj4raditz  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Gigantic pulsating crotch laser of doom!
misfit119  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Enfants Terrible was what it was called in MGS1. It didn't have to make sense, it was written by Kojima. Not a lick of Metal Gear Solid makes sense, the fan created rambles make more sense. Oh and I want to eat Kojima's face off for that whole dominant, non-dominant gene crap.

Nothing will ever top Kefka for over the top bad guys. I'd pick him over Girlieroth any time. I like my bad guys homicidal, not all emo and whiney, like you get from most JRPGs.
Corsair89  - 1 year 8 days ago 
As soon as I saw the title, I thought of Kefka. I have never seen a charactor that was so effeminate and freaking awesome at the same time. In fact, I'm off to replay FFVI for the millionth time.
GamesRadarDavidHoughton  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Hunter2458: Yikes. Well pointed out. Post-credits dialogue acknowledged. Don't know how that one slipped through. I'll put it down to it being Monday. Edit made.
GamesRadarMikelReparaz  - 1 year 8 days ago 
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I'd also suggest this one:

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/S/Samurai%20Champloo/Bulk%20Viewers/samuraichamploo11--screenshot.jpg

But that's just me.

(Link doesn't work, just copy and paste)
GamesRadarDavidHoughton  - 1 year 8 days ago 
I don't quite know how I feel about that image, Mikel. But I don't think I want to look at it any more.
piccolodevilking  - 1 year 8 days ago 
kefka!
Johnny6Gun  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Good call on Alfred Ashford. I was going to suggest him after seeing Salazar on here, but you already had him as a #1 runner up. Well played!
Samael  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Yay Kefka! I'm also going to go play FFVI again!
bamit11  - 1 year 8 days ago 
i thought slazar wasgoing to be in it but then i changed my mind and im like well looks like he was
Amnesiac  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Yeah, I'm with most everyone else here, the first person I thought of when I saw the headline was Kefka. Love that YouTube cosplay video by the way.

Also, the line about the two Narcisusses having sex in a room full of mirrors made me lawl hardly.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Pansies. Salazar's head is above my mantle. Guffaw.
Ravenbom  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Yeah, Kefka was my first thought for number one. I wasn't sure if he was going to make it, since his 16 bit camp is hard to quantify out of context nowadays. But I'm happy he made it! He's definitely my number one camp bad guy.
Also, I'm more than mildly disturbed by that CJ Collins video.
DravenX23  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Yes Kefka was my 1st thought too. Kind of surprised none of the Punch-Out guys made it. But I guess most of them were made to be camp.
Sash  - 1 year 8 days ago 
I didnt know females could be camp?!
I just females were female.
Jimmyjammy  - 1 year 8 days ago 
As a fan of the original Metal Gear Solid, the stupid flippy crap in the cutscenes from the Twin Snakes makes me want to kill things. What the shit was Snake doing trying to jump at Metal gear rex!?!

ARRGH!
ELpork  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Ha, I like Sander, He was a great mad man.
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