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The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US



Some videogame nudity can go completely unnoticed to one person, while standing out like a seedy and sordid beacon to another. It all depends on your perspective, as well as your priorities. GamesRadar's Nintendo Editor, Brett Elston, reminisces:

"A friend of mine was playing, not paying any attention to Medusa's exposed (but nipple-less) breasts. Didn't think anything of it. The stone attacks and flying snakes were of graver concern. Then his mom walks in and freaks out, shouting at the top of her lungs "SHE'S NAAAAAKED!" It was like she caught him watching hardcore porn. And now, that naked Medusa became taboo, and therefore much more desirable to see. Thanks, America - your sexual oppression and censorship are ensuring a healthy interest in free-chested snake women at an early age."




Medusa's mythological boobage is nothing - repeat, nothing - compared to the shocking stuff witnessed on other bosses and baddies back in the day. You may not have recognized exactly what you were seeing then, but you will now. Unfortunately.


Above (from left to right): Breath of Fire 2, The Magic of Scheherazade and Final Fantasy

Thanks to FlyingOmelette.com for the images above, as well as the Secret of Mana grabs on the previous page. For more, visit their unbelievable collections of Videogame Oddities and Nintendo Nudity. You honestly won't believe your eyes.

 
12 Comments
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h3110  - 9 months 18 days ago 
1st
h3110  - 9 months 18 days ago 
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
dropitlikeitshot  - 9 months 18 days ago 
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
henry.beers  - 9 months 11 days ago 
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
Kratos999  - 8 months 13 days ago 
Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
xyxCORTEZxyx  - 8 months 5 days ago 
ha ha ha if u clicked this u r a frieken pervert lol
NullG7  - 6 months 19 days ago 
And your point is, I mean you clicked it to and probally read it too in fact anyone who reads this has probally read it too.
Hentai4Ever  - 5 months 16 days ago 
the tiger and the one after was just wrong... seriously... lol
icydarkness12  - 4 months 26 days ago 
Tiger and one after are wrong lol. oh Hentai - nice pic lol
McCloud64  - 3 months 16 days ago 
the tekken motion picture movie also had a shower scene JUST like that only with Anna Williams

http://www.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Anna_Williams
StarbucksAssassin  - 1 month 27 days ago 
Dude!!! Fury tiger testicles! That's just unbelievable. Seriously.
NottaFanboY  - 1 month 26 days ago 
You forgot Legend of Heroes 2 on PsP. Summon the stone goddess or what ever and you can see her left tit.
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