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The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US



Taboo was an old NES game that could supposedly read the future. You entered your name, gender, date of birth and a question, then watched as magical and mysterious cards revealed the events to come. The whole thing seems pretty stupid nowadays, but to a young and impressionable kid playing in the '80s, Taboo's word was gold.

So imagine how many adolescent minds were blown when the tarot symbols started transforming from this...



Into this...



Yeah. We're STILL waiting for that naked chick riding a lion to come into our lives. Damn it, Taboo, you promised!


Rampage World Tour (1997)

Taboo wasn't the only game that tried hiding nudity by making it really, really small. If you remember Rampage, you'll also remember how the huge, destructive monsters warped into itsy bitsy humans whenever they received too much damage. You may even remember those humans being naked. What you probably don't remember is how, for a split second, those tiny exhibitionists flashed more bits and pieces than a Playboy magazine cover.

Trust us, little dudes - we're just as horrified as you are.


 
23 Comments
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h3110  - 1 year 1 month ago 
1st
h3110  - 1 year 1 month ago 
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
dropitlikeitshot  - 1 year 1 month ago 
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
henry.beers  - 1 year 1 month ago 
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
Kratos999  - 1 year 19 days ago 
Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
xyxCORTEZxyx  - 1 year 10 days ago 
ha ha ha if u clicked this u r a frieken pervert lol
NullG7  - 10 months 24 days ago 
And your point is, I mean you clicked it to and probally read it too in fact anyone who reads this has probally read it too.
Hentai4Ever  - 9 months 21 days ago 
the tiger and the one after was just wrong... seriously... lol
icydarkness12  - 9 months 17 hours ago 
Tiger and one after are wrong lol. oh Hentai - nice pic lol
McCloud64  - 7 months 21 days ago 
the tekken motion picture movie also had a shower scene JUST like that only with Anna Williams

http://www.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Anna_Williams
StarbucksAssassin  - 6 months 2 days ago 
Dude!!! Fury tiger testicles! That's just unbelievable. Seriously.
NottaFanboY  - 6 months 22 hours ago 
You forgot Legend of Heroes 2 on PsP. Summon the stone goddess or what ever and you can see her left tit.
R4PTUR3  - 3 months 17 days ago 
Yeah, and Agent Under Fire, when Q was disguised as a naked chick in the shower. What 12 year old (such as myself, at the time) didn't grab the sniper and zoom in on that before triggering the cutscene. good times.
tyrant02  - 3 months 17 days ago 
games need to be addicting to some users if ya know wat i mean hehehe
zeetlock  - 3 months 15 days ago 
street fighter alpha 2 "will his "power" awaken"
"c'mon..."
"it's not "awakening"
"aaaaah..."
"i thought it would be bigger?"
IGiveUFunkButt  - 3 months 14 days ago 
Mass Effect, the strip club on the Citedal, the dances have the best rendered butt crinkle ever created. I played that game alot.
LieutenantCipher  - 3 months 12 days ago 
So I guess I'm still only one to notice the naked chick in Prototype's boss battle with elizabeth greene then?
darkshadow0308  - 3 months 11 days ago 
the last 1 was really gay, screw you gamesradar!!!!!!!
CapnCrotchPunch  - 3 months 11 days ago 
@lieutenantCipher

Prototype came out months after this article was written.
xxIceNeroxx  - 3 months 10 days ago 
I saw the tekken movie. watched it in a library.....And the shower scene came up right as A librarian walked right by.
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