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The Top 7... Mispronounced game names

The most horribly mangled titles in videogame history

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

Pokémon

Correct pronunciation: "Pokay mon"
Incorrect pronunciation: "Pookimun" "Pokemans" "Pokeyman" "Pokuhmoon"

Could this be the most mispronounced word ever uttered by mankind? If not, it's easily the word most mispronounced by clueless dads and soccer moms as they wander helplessly through the aisles of their neighborhood toy mart. We wouldn't be surprised if game store clerks constructed Pikachu voodoo dolls during their breaks.

Worse yet, the parents aren't alone. Nowadays, thanks to the too-cool-to-care humor of the internet, you're more likely to see people using "Pokemans" than Pokémon. In an irritating twist, the people that actually know how to say the title correctly are purposefully saying it incorrectly.

Has mispronunciation actually become hip? Oh, Faxanadu, you were ahead of your time.

For the rest of GamesRadar's Top 7 features, check out the complete list here.


 
43 Comments
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reerGssoR  - 1 year 3 months ago 
haha Pokuhmoon
nice
Black_X_1111  - 1 year 3 months ago 
Its po-po-lo-croi
the s is silent, thats all
wertyboy  - 1 year 3 months ago 
hey, dont forget about ninja gaiden, im sick of people calling it gayden, its guyden dammit!
sektor187  - 1 year 3 months ago 
pokey-man
HypherionWing  - 1 year 3 months ago 
PuhkuhMayne
theworldonfire  - 1 year 2 months ago 
ninja gaiden!
Trapped_In_Hiskool  - 1 year 2 months ago 
My mom is constantly calling them pokemans. ITS NOT ENGLISH MOM!
thephntm  - 1 year 1 month ago 
TY the Tasmanian Tiger. People say, "Ooh, it's capitalized! So it's pronounced 'Tee-Why'"!
Gatastrophe  - 1 year 12 days ago 
My uncle called popolocrois "poop lacrosse"
afrosamurai3838  - 1 year 11 days ago 
i just ejactulated
TrippyMan  - 1 year 21 hours ago 
Schereherazade... there's an NPC called that in a desert area of this one MMO and I always thought it was "Sch-er-ehe-raz-aid"
pyro9393  - 1 year 1 hour ago 
god damn japanese and there complicated language
foarthelulz  - 1 year 10 minutes ago 
u guys forgot mario and how some ppl pronounce it w/ a short a
riodoku79  - 11 months 29 days ago 
umm..foarthelulz...it IS pronounced with a short a...
ultimate_asswoopin  - 11 months 25 days ago 
how about shaw-ha-razaw-dee
KaylaKaze  - 11 months 21 days ago 
I'm pretty sure it was pronounced "fax zanna dew" on Captain N and the Game Masters, which I'm pretty sure was officially licensed by Nintendo.
AA95mp  - 11 months 4 days ago 
xanadu was also a song done by the elo
AA95mp  - 11 months 4 days ago 
DAY OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathrebellion  - 10 months 22 days ago 
Ys????
if they wanted to pronounce it Ease couldn't they just right that....... man i think mispronouncing is becoming a style all by itself..
Well who cares as long as we get something more to laugh at :-)))
deathrebellion  - 10 months 22 days ago 
i willingly wrote 'write' as 'right'
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