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The Top 7... Mispronounced game names

The most horribly mangled titles in videogame history

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US
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Smash Bro  - 10 months 13 days ago 
Po-kay-mon.
Not Po-key-mon.
Or Po-key-men.
Or Po-key-mens.
Or Po-key-man.
Or Poke-Me-Man.
OR PO-KUH-MON. (< This one was actually said in the Diamond/Pearl seasons!)

Maybe I'm just a fanboy (-_-), but there are so many annying mispronounced versions of this word. See that little accent there on the e? It's French. It makes an 'ay' sound. 'Kay?

Lol. Day of Sex. And what the hell is Ys??
sharker  - 10 months 13 days ago 
merio
Bravo315  - 10 months 12 days ago 
They called it "Pokeymans" in the cartoon xD
lordofultima  - 10 months 11 days ago 
I can't believe Ehrgeiz is not on here. I still can't pronounce it.
Mr.Mario  - 10 months 3 days ago 
Haha. Pookimun almost sounds like a type of element. It could be a new element: Pookium. Sounds cute, don't it?
Mr.Mario  - 10 months 3 days ago 
And I now know Ys is "Ease" but Im still pronouncing it wrong when i read it. By the way, I think Popolocrois is supposed to sound french and it might be pronounced
"Poh-Poh-Lo-Kwa" The oh's pronounced like: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
frag  - 9 months 22 days ago 
'''Popolocrois is supposed to sound french and it might be pronounced
"Poh-Poh-Lo-Kwa" ''''

wrong. It would be POH POH LoH CROH AH .
'croh' like in CROcodile,'ah' like in Apple.
the closest thing to english IMO. the sound 'oi' in the end being very hard to replicate in english.
You don't pronouce the 's' at the end. And it should be, in fact 'croix'. The english word 'cross' comme from this.
mjmont92  - 7 months 29 days ago 
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Make a Zelda Ocarina Of Time Pronunciation list, of villages, items, people, pretty much everything. PLEASE! I've been fighting with friends for years over how to pronounce DEKU(i say DEE-KOO)
PLEASE GR!
breadlord  - 7 months 28 days ago 
Can i has pokemans?
Good article.
Auron  - 7 months 28 days ago 
Day of sex :>
soupedupb  - 7 months 28 days ago 
YAY!! I LOVE POKAYMAN!!!
MOOSE1234  - 7 months 24 days ago 
well, what about helghast? my mate calls it hellgrass
Danomeon  - 7 months 15 days ago 
What about Baiten Kaitos?
yoshi639  - 7 months 14 days ago 
i still renenber playing suikoden i played all of them execpt #4 which was a little terrible
YoshiFtJ  - 6 months 10 days ago 
I always assumed Ys was "Eyes."
wiigamer024  - 4 months 21 days ago 
My dad always (used) to say something like, "Oh, how's that 'Po-kuh-mon' game?". Then I'd always say, "Dad, its pronounced 'Po-kay-mon', NOT 'Po-kuh-mon'".

My mom and I always (used) aruged on how to say "Mario" right. I say "Mar-ee-oh". She says "Mare-ee-oh"

I'm an adult now, and I STILL argue with them like i'm 5 years old.
DoctorGordonFreeman  - 3 months 27 days ago 
lol i always pronounced it do sex
CreeplyTuna  - 2 months 27 days ago 
popolocrois is actually an awesome game(but also the cheesiest thing you will ever here--seriously! worse than the kid in terminator 2). if anyone took time to play it for 1 min, they will say it in the game.

it's po(as in edgar allen)-po-lo(as in roco __co)-kr-oi(as in an british exclamation...ex: "OI!Wanker!)-ss
Dondada  - 2 months 27 days ago 
Poke a man...ewwwww.
eyesfire2  - 2 months 26 days ago 
hey look its pokeman
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