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The Top 7... Maddest British old-school games

And you thought Japanese game design was weird? Ha!

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK
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brickman409  - 1 month 10 days ago 
haha I should be drinking me some tea while playing a bitish game eh
rxb  - 1 month 10 days ago 
Ahh the good old days. I loved Ocean as a company they put some good Amstrad games out.

Im surprised Jet set Willy didnt make the list.

Ive meet Sir Jimmy Savile a few times. One time he had a Doctors ID card with a picture of Robert de Niero on it. True fact.
crumbdunky  - 1 month 10 days ago 
rxb-I'm surprised there was neither JSW NOR Manic Miner on this "inspired by the "real Retro" featyre from Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe from BBC the other night!

Practically all of this can be pulled back to that TV show and that's no bsad thing when you think of the clever way around lack of 3D Sentinel managed at that time.

Old British C64 and Speccy games are the muts nuts for me as far as retro goes even IF Jet Set Willy was broken in two places and you needed to glitch it twice(and know where to do it too) just to get to halfway through the damn game(just after The Banyan Tree level IIRC-could be wrong it's long time since I allowed this game to ruin my mood!). But even if it was criminally broken it was still hyper mad and imaginative and deserved a place here as a game some more folk would have played.

Even the old £1.99 C64 games could be good AND mad. I remember a rip off version of Paperpboy crossed with NMX bandits type thing which wasincane and you got points for avioding city gents and grannies who would stick unbrellas and walking sticks into your spokes respectively.

You could always rely on a mental celevration screen wit cool 8bit music too when you beat a game-usually with crap pretend fireworks too! We brits know what mental is-comes from being on an island surrounded by vountries you constantly go to war with for thousands of years. Paraniod invention I calls it!

Recaptcha-nebraska bye
Xplosive59  - 1 month 10 days ago 
gah these games make me feel bad for being british
IHateMakingUserIDs  - 1 month 9 days ago 
Did anyone else see Barack Obama in the Flunky game? Look again, he's on the right, ridign the rocking horse.
noobeater  - 1 month 9 days ago 
haha article made me smile, thank god many were before my time as i dont think i could stand it, besides the 90's were a peach of a decade to grow up in.

Obviously us british rule with are tea and constant nagging and fish and chips and inferior dentistry, and looks like the british Gamesradar are becoming the leading gamesradar article writers.

'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!'
Yar  - 1 month 9 days ago 
This blog does well to illustrate why I don't like being a gamer in Britain. You lucky yanks over there got I-Ninja, Megaman Anniversary Collection, Earthbound, the SNES Chrono Trigger, and 3 Final Fantasy Games before FFVII.

Meanwhile, we got... Hover Bovver.

Hover Bovver.
GamesRadarDavidHoughton  - 1 month 8 days ago 
Yar: That's why I bought an American SNES in the early '90s and started importing.
JohnDD  - 1 month 8 days ago 
This is why I love UK and Jap games - US games are too RAWK AN ROLL! HELL YEAH I HATE Y'ALL

British music in the 80s was pioneering, just like the 80s games scene (must have been something in the water back then).

I like my games to be unique.

Another great read from the Houghton - thanks.
theres1dentevil  - 1 month 5 days ago 
i want a modern remake of hover bovver like yesterday. watched the vid and nearly died laughing. ace!
super0sonic  - 1 month 5 days ago 
Oh man I totally played the crap out of "Attack of the Mutant Camels" Man I forgot that game ever existed!!
jnewco81  - 1 month 4 days ago 
I remember having Flunky on the Spectrum - hard as nails and pretty unforgiving - as most games were way back then! Good fun though
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