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The Top 7… least scary moments in scary games: Redux

Our first-ever Top 7, revised and remastered in time for Halloween

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US


Resident Evil 4 not only revolutionized the RE series - it changed perceptions of what a survival-horror game could be. But like all the other games in this article, even it had moments when mind-blowing terror gave way to abject stupidity. And nothing was more stupid than sawed-off little villain Ramon Salazar, the arrogant castellan who went so far as to make a giant statue carved in his own image:


Above: Right, like we didn’t see this coming six miles away

It was obvious just from looking at this thing that it was eventually going to chase us, so when it finally broke free from its moorings and lumbered in our direction, we couldn't keep from laughing. It was a little creepy, maybe, but in the middle of a game filled with mutant insects, giant parasites and berserker chainsaw murderers, it wasn't exactly scary.




Of all the twisted creatures encountered across the six Silent Hill games, the silent hunter known only as Pyramid Head left the biggest mark on gamer psyches. Voiceless and faceless, he'd appear at inopportune times throughout Silent Hill 2, his presence announced only by the scraping of his big, big knife on the floor.


Above: Remember, kids – Pyramid Head hates you

When you confront him for the last time, you'll have that knife in your possession, and you'll be ready to shove it up his undead ass for all the times he popped up and tried to murder you. And you’ll apparently have two chances to do it, because he’ll double-team you with a spear-toting clone of himself. Sadly, your revenge ends up kind of empty; while you can deal some damage, the killing blow doesn’t come until the Pyramid Heads get bored and kill themselves in unison. That's kind of terrifying, we guess. In a completely non-terrifying way.



(And before you complain, we're not counting the infamous dog ending, because it's intentionally not scary. That's just too easy.)


 
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lava_lamp  - 1 year 29 days ago 
pyramid heads rocks
so does suntrust bank
jar-head  - 1 year 29 days ago 
lol good stuff, keep em cummin!
oryandymackie  - 1 year 29 days ago 
I..erm...kinda..got a BIT scared when that statue came towards me. I thought I'd have to fight it, which I was cool with, but then it started moving!!!
georgeguy  - 1 year 29 days ago 
these are pretty funny...
benjitenji  - 1 year 29 days ago 
i wonder why you didnt give a heads up to the SH series's UFO endings, those are equally nofunny and not scary as the dog ending, espically SE:H's, oh wheeler, you loveable twit.
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 29 days ago 
Ohman have you guys ever come a long way from your early days. Stay funny G-Radar.
CuddlyBomber  - 1 year 29 days ago 
Oh ya and four pages! OH NOES!!!!!
Now thats scary!
Kerfluffle  - 1 year 29 days ago 
I think the part where its inferred that Sander Cohen is gay or that if you kill him in Apollo Square and then burn his Quadtych he will resurrect and try to kill you again in BioShick is pretty unscacy since hes a mass murdering psychopath. Or maybe it just makes his powers more frightening o.0
bron1417  - 1 year 29 days ago 
way to bring back a classic article and make it beter. funny guys.
key0blade  - 1 year 29 days ago 
I remember the old days...

They were full of crap! :D joking, but good article GR!!
ragrappy1  - 1 year 29 days ago 
Wow, This stuff is sad.
Let me be scary about it SSSSSAAAAAAAADDDD.
Fluxnard  - 1 year 29 days ago 
I am the master of unlocking!!!1!!11!!!one!
Valandil  - 1 year 29 days ago 
That last video made me laugh alot!
RaIdEn  - 1 year 29 days ago 
i remember the first time i encountered one of those chickens. i heard it coming and i was like " oh crap somethin really big is gonna eat me!" then that thing came and i was like "WTF?"
Coolbeans69  - 1 year 29 days ago 
How come you guys didn't rate gh4??? Do u still need to get it? Please review it soon I'm trying to decide whether to get it or not.
Defguru7777  - 1 year 29 days ago 
Two things that will never scare me: Resident Evil's voice acting and the Salazar statue. One thing that does scare me: a sequel to Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg.
Corsair89  - 1 year 29 days ago 
Congrats on two years of those excellent Top 7's. Keep them coming!
carsonnik  - 1 year 29 days ago 
I must be the only person in the world who didn't think RE 4 was very scary.
Cynwyddon  - 1 year 29 days ago 
DENNIS!
crustdbeat  - 1 year 29 days ago 
The point of clock tower was to feel that you had no chance at all if you were caught, none of this torturing crap.
Snippy time!
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