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The Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games

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Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

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Remember killing a Koopa with a fireball? He’d just casually pop off the screen as though he were on his way to visit his mom in the country, not like he’d just been scorched to death with a red-hot ball of molten flame that caused jets of lava to shoot out his eye sockets. The graphical representation of death by fireball was grossly inaccurate. And rather than the anguished screams you’d expect, the sound of a baddie being killed by fireball was more like two coconuts knocking together. Henceforth, the Fire Flower must be respected for its raw elemental power: behold!

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Phantom-swordsman - 1 year 8 days ago

Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper animal and feasting on their entrail's

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Phantom-swordsman - 1 year 8 days ago

Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper mache animal with a shovel and then feasting on its entrails I think rare followed the basis of theater "Tragedy & comedy".

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The_Zanger - 11 months 23 days ago

lol

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Ranger6667 - 11 months 2 days ago

Pikmin is not funny. That game made me cry.

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nik4ever - 9 months 11 days ago

Fireball deats in Super mario bros weren't that gory.

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nik4ever - 9 months 11 days ago

stomping Gumbas was...

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barrage7667 - 8 months 17 days ago

nononononononoNO!!! the most gory death by far is getting killed by rolling saws in crash bandicoot i mean COME ON!!!

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infiniti101 - 6 months 23 days ago

hehehe. Toasted koopa.

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ericgirasole - 6 months 17 days ago

kirby doesnt suck them up he eats them and pokemon bascially tear each other apart i mean picture a big huge dragon using the move flamethrower on ya or a fucking groudon stomping on yu jesus christ

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The1337Lord - 3 months 18 days ago

The picture of Kirby makes him look like a crazy mass murder.....Maybe he is a mass murder!

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Hellwilder - 3 months 15 days ago

You forgot sackboy from LBP!
He is perfect for this

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CreeplyTuna - 2 months 9 days ago

keep this away form little cjildren lol

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CreeplyTuna - 2 months 9 days ago

*children

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bonerachieved - 1 month 20 days ago

This is frickin epic haha, kirby's photo shop pic is definately my favorite, props to whoever did it!

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GameManiac - 1 month 20 days ago

Goddamn! No one deserves being torn apart like how Mario was under the hands... er, mouth of Kirby. No wonder Nintendo keeps their games mostly appropriate.

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gangjute8 - 1 month 17 days ago

@The1337Lord

You act like he MIGHT be one. We wipes out several planets worth of cute animals in each game, even if they run away, he chases them down and eats them.

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