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The Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games

Disturbing images you were never meant to see

Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

 

Jaws of Death
Don’t get too attached to your adorable little Pikmin. Like foot soldiers in the grist mill of a war, they are highly expendable. Forest creatures gobble them down as if they were birthday cake. We feel the game wasn’t gory enough to really do justice in portraying Pikmins’ selfless sacrifice for the greater good, so we’ve re-envisioned Pikmin in all their pint-sized glory facing down the jaws of certain death. 

Relive death in Pikmin:



 
21 Comments
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Phantom-swordsman  - 1 year 22 days ago 
Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper animal and feasting on their entrail's
Phantom-swordsman  - 1 year 22 days ago 
Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper mache animal with a shovel and then feasting on its entrails I think rare followed the basis of theater "Tragedy & comedy".
The_Zanger  - 1 year 6 days ago 
lol
Ranger6667  - 11 months 16 days ago 
Pikmin is not funny. That game made me cry.
nik4ever  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Fireball deats in Super mario bros weren't that gory.
nik4ever  - 9 months 26 days ago 
stomping Gumbas was...
barrage7667  - 9 months 21 hours ago 
nononononononoNO!!! the most gory death by far is getting killed by rolling saws in crash bandicoot i mean COME ON!!!
infiniti101  - 7 months 6 days ago 
hehehe. Toasted koopa.
ericgirasole  - 7 months 1 day ago 
kirby doesnt suck them up he eats them and pokemon bascially tear each other apart i mean picture a big huge dragon using the move flamethrower on ya or a fucking groudon stomping on yu jesus christ
The1337Lord  - 4 months 1 day ago 
The picture of Kirby makes him look like a crazy mass murder.....Maybe he is a mass murder!
Hellwilder  - 3 months 29 days ago 
You forgot sackboy from LBP!
He is perfect for this
CreeplyTuna  - 2 months 23 days ago 
keep this away form little cjildren lol
CreeplyTuna  - 2 months 23 days ago 
*children
bonerachieved  - 2 months 3 days ago 
This is frickin epic haha, kirby's photo shop pic is definately my favorite, props to whoever did it!
GameManiac  - 2 months 3 days ago 
Goddamn! No one deserves being torn apart like how Mario was under the hands... er, mouth of Kirby. No wonder Nintendo keeps their games mostly appropriate.
gangjute8  - 2 months 21 hours ago 
@The1337Lord

You act like he MIGHT be one. We wipes out several planets worth of cute animals in each game, even if they run away, he chases them down and eats them.
ulmxn  - 1 month 15 days ago 
dear god im scarred for life. Kirby why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Vader999  - 1 month 10 days ago 
:D
LOL Kirby!
Never underestimate a moe cannibal!
Chippie17  - 30 days 36 minutes ago 
the funny thing is im 14 and ive played paper boy ha
elpaulo  - 26 days 22 hours ago 
I shall never look at kirby the same way again.
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