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The Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games

Disturbing images you were never meant to see

Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

Meat Candy
There’s an urgent, primal appeal to browbeating a papier-mache effigy with a bat until sweet candy flows forth. Viva Pinata takes it to the extreme by giving you pinatas that are alive, and letting you bludgeon them to death with a shovel while your other pinata-pets procreate amongst the remains to the cheers of off-camera children. Sounds pretty savage, no? When you smash these living pinatas open, you find rainbows and dainty candies instead of messy blood and guts. But let’s be realistic. If we work from the game’s premise that pinatas are actually living, breathing creatures, children’s birthday parties would look more like this.

Relive death in Viva Pinata:



 
21 Comments
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Phantom-swordsman  - 1 year 7 days ago 
Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper animal and feasting on their entrail's
Phantom-swordsman  - 1 year 7 days ago 
Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper mache animal with a shovel and then feasting on its entrails I think rare followed the basis of theater "Tragedy & comedy".
The_Zanger  - 11 months 22 days ago 
lol
Ranger6667  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Pikmin is not funny. That game made me cry.
nik4ever  - 9 months 10 days ago 
Fireball deats in Super mario bros weren't that gory.
nik4ever  - 9 months 10 days ago 
stomping Gumbas was...
barrage7667  - 8 months 16 days ago 
nononononononoNO!!! the most gory death by far is getting killed by rolling saws in crash bandicoot i mean COME ON!!!
infiniti101  - 6 months 21 days ago 
hehehe. Toasted koopa.
ericgirasole  - 6 months 16 days ago 
kirby doesnt suck them up he eats them and pokemon bascially tear each other apart i mean picture a big huge dragon using the move flamethrower on ya or a fucking groudon stomping on yu jesus christ
The1337Lord  - 3 months 16 days ago 
The picture of Kirby makes him look like a crazy mass murder.....Maybe he is a mass murder!
Hellwilder  - 3 months 14 days ago 
You forgot sackboy from LBP!
He is perfect for this
CreeplyTuna  - 2 months 8 days ago 
keep this away form little cjildren lol
CreeplyTuna  - 2 months 8 days ago 
*children
bonerachieved  - 1 month 19 days ago 
This is frickin epic haha, kirby's photo shop pic is definately my favorite, props to whoever did it!
GameManiac  - 1 month 19 days ago 
Goddamn! No one deserves being torn apart like how Mario was under the hands... er, mouth of Kirby. No wonder Nintendo keeps their games mostly appropriate.
gangjute8  - 1 month 16 days ago 
@The1337Lord

You act like he MIGHT be one. We wipes out several planets worth of cute animals in each game, even if they run away, he chases them down and eats them.
ulmxn  - 1 month 1 hour ago 
dear god im scarred for life. Kirby why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Vader999  - 26 days 6 minutes ago 
:D
LOL Kirby!
Never underestimate a moe cannibal!
Chippie17  - 14 days 11 hours ago 
the funny thing is im 14 and ive played paper boy ha
elpaulo  - 11 days 9 hours ago 
I shall never look at kirby the same way again.
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