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The Top 7... Game bad guys you didn't want to kill

The gaming murders that left a bad taste in our mouth

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK


These guys are annoying as hell in the Genesis version of Sonic, but you can at least crouch under their spiky projectiles. But while they're clearly mean and metallic, the sprite looks so much cuter on the Master System/Game Gear version of the game. After its spikes are thrown, you're left looking at a cute, marshmallowy-looking creature that just stares impassively and slowly moves forwards. Deep underwater, in its geode-filled home, it is now unable to harm anyone. Are you really such a bastard that you'd kill it? And don't even try to argue that 'it releases the animal trapped inside' - this is the 8-bit version. There is no bunny. Murderer.


Above: Orbinaut with his spikes. Yup, kill it. But spikeless? Well...


They're massive, ugly, armed with a massive drill and will turn violent with only the smallest provocation, but the Big Daddies make us sad when they die. Maybe it's because they're only protecting their Little Sister companions, or because the child doesn't understand what's happened, shouting 'Wake up, Mr Bubbles!' Or maybe it's because the hulking beasts can fight on your side with a special power-up, which means you can make them kill each other. Whichever way, it's all kinds of wrong and we wish we could just leave them alone. But we want that Adam!

 
Above: A moment of tenderness. Shortly followed by a violent death


 
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Black_X_1111  - 1 year 4 days ago 
first, again.

I don't know about Glados, but some of these did make me feel guilty. Or did they?
reathorn2  - 11 months 25 days ago 
okay how the hell do you not have sniper wolf on here? I practically cried when I had to kill her.
SD  - 11 months 24 days ago 
I like the idea of the post, but it needs more work.

But yeah sniper wolf is missing.

And the bot in portal, yeah, it left a real sour taste in my mouth. I was playing the game while my g/f was around and I kept on talking her why I didn't want to kill the bot, or else I would die... It was a sad moment, moments after I killed her the song came. And well, incredible!
pirate742  - 11 months 23 days ago 
You honestly put GLaDOS over the companion cube? You good sir have no heart.
Black_X_1111  - 11 months 19 days ago 
Companion Cube!!!!!!!!!!111
Black_X_1111  - 11 months 19 days ago 
They couldn't put in the Companion Cube because it wasn't an enemy. This is the Top 7 Bad Guys You Didn't Want To Kill.
ryno  - 11 months 15 days ago 
i didn't want to kill the baby t-rexes in the new turok game i tried to run past them
tigerguy3  - 11 months 7 hours ago 
I admit The big daddy is pretty sad
AA95mp  - 11 months 7 hours ago 
i did feel like a bastard when i killed the colossus
Cwf2008  - 10 months 27 days ago 
"At some point in Pokemon, you always end up coming home. Whether it's to say hi to your mom or use Surf to get that last TM, sooner or later you'll have to tread that old ground. Walking through that familiar grass, you happen upon one of the low-level Pokemon you meet at the start of the game. And that's when you realise your super-powered team of fighters has become a deadly unit. What chance does a level 2 Pidgey have against your level 67 Dragon-type Pokemon?

'It isn't very effective' says the game as you destroy said pokemon with your team's first attack. We know it says 'fainted', but let's be honest, there's no way it survived that. And now we feel bad."

Ya lets be honest: There is no way that poor Pidgey survived my Dragonite's hyper beam attack...
RIP Pidgey: 2007-2007
Solidus24  - 10 months 14 days ago 
What about metal gear solid 3?
When you kill the Boss?
I just couldn't shoot her for like five minutes!I waited for a video of Snake not shooting her,or I don't know:-)
AA95mp  - 9 months 26 days ago 
i can understand all of them except for the goombas
Airsofter390  - 9 months 24 days ago 
I know i felt really sad for killing those colossus's they were huge things in a huge world. they werent bothering me at all and i rode for like half an hour across the world to track it down and contemplate how to kill it. the id stab it in its vital spots and it would react. badly. );
ANBD_Darklight  - 9 months 17 days ago 
I couldn't play shadow of the colossus it made me sad after the 1st colossus.
mozaralio  - 9 months 13 days ago 
Ok well I dont feel sorry for killing Goombas, GLaDos or the spotty bulbos things from pikmin lets be honest the pikmin are cuter and before you came the pikmin never fouhgt back they just sat back and were eaten by those behemoths. So really your just helping them retaliate. Maybe not alot of people know about this game but Leattys from Maple story (online rpg) should be on there your a lvl 63 assassin just trying to get through orbis tower and you keep getting knocked down by them they dont do alot of damage but are being annoying so maybe you kill a few to get through and only after the horrible deed is done do you feel the shamefull guilt of killing a lil' white fluffy ball.But its a different story if your lvl 30 or below becuase those things can and will 1 hit you and then poof there goes 5% of your hard earned exp, but is 5% really worth the life of one leatty (no at lvl 30 its worth the lives of about 400-600) shame on you.If you say how cute can they be? look at this.

http://global.hidden-street.net/monsters/mons4_072_ani.php

If that link doesnt work check this one.

http://www.basilmarket.com/monster/BasilMarket-com-Leatty.gif
jpav59  - 8 months 18 days ago 
terrible article just terrible
jar-head  - 8 months 18 days ago 
Killing Big Daddies was kinda sad, especially when the Little Sisters came back from screaming to only poke at him and plead with him to wake up...and jpav59,Suckx, all agreed-Aye
DJ_Funktris  - 8 months 17 days ago 
I feel bad in gta4 when i can coose if i want to kill somebody. I spend ages deciding! I made the right choice with playboy x though! When you can choose though! Makes me sweat! Shall i get my revenge....? Yer?

The strange is though i dont feel bad killing pedestrians, police or doctors?
milliman24  - 8 months 16 days ago 
i still feel bad about big daddies besides GR is right all they did was protect there little sisters and now i feel REALY BAD because teh big daddies nickname was mr.bubbles waaaaaaaaaaa im sad!
samownzsnake  - 8 months 15 days ago 
i felt bad in Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow when this civilian lady led me to a secret passage to some place i cant remember and lambert told me to kill her as she was walking away. I didnt, so i failed the mission. she was just so innocent! (and pretty dang hot). Also on Chaos Theory i didnt kill the old dude in the room with Dvorak in it, also just so innocent.
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