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The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Eat This! We serve up the most digestible do-badders ever seen onscreen

Words: GamesRadar US

Fifth Course: Watermelon monster
Stinger for NES

When you fire up an old-school shoot 'em up, it's smart to check your sense of reality at the door. When you fire up NES "classic" Stinger, you're forced to question what kind of circumstances have to unfold to create such a messed up world. Enemies range from green pumpkins to cookies to squares of tofu, all topped off by a seed-spitting watermelon boss.

And that's just in the first level. From here you'll battle a kitchen sink and something that slightly resembles an onion, all while gathering power-ups that may or may not actually affect your ship's performance. In the days when so few games made any sense at all, Stinger stood triumphantly over them all, glowering down in all its nonsensical glory. It then did a backflip, morphed into a purple pelican and blasted away in a rainbow of stars and dog bones as a BASIC text message displayed "CONGRATURATION."

So when can we download this on the Virtual Console?

Nutritional information:

100 grams watermelon
Total Calories:   30
Total Fat (g):  0
Saturated Fat (g):  0
Cholesterol (mg):  0
Sodium (mg):  1
Protein (g):  1
Fiber (g): 0
Sugars (g): 6
Carbs (g): 8


 
11 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
mmmmm...pizza:)
BHynes10  - 1 year 1 month ago 
no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
CandiedJester  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Yoshi is not a food..
stuffblowupnation  - 10 months 17 days ago 
TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc....

Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers
COME ON PEEPS!!
milwil09  - 10 months 11 days ago 
This is really making me hungry. LOL.
Shadowrunner74  - 9 months 13 days ago 
who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
suicidalstickman  - 7 months 7 days ago 
Mmmm pizza shaped head
Noface42  - 7 months 7 days ago 
If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
Weasel  - 7 months 7 days ago 
Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
hellaown  - 7 months 7 days ago 
whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
Danomeon  - 6 months 21 days ago 
There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
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