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Words: GamesRadar US

Fourth Course: Tempura transformer
Monster Party (NES)

Monster Party has become the stuff of internet legend for its increasingly nonsensical bosses, who always mouthed some badly-translated taunt before they started in trying to smash you. And none were weirder than this batter-fried monster prawn, which we guess technically counts as undead, being a prawn and all.

So, OK, we can buy this bouncing side dish's connection to the "monster" theme of the game, however tenuous. But when you hit him enough times with your baseball bat (no mean feat, as he's a slippery one), he transforms into a giant onion ring. Onion rings can't be undead! That's stupid! This game is stupid!

The dude saves some face by next becoming some sort of fried meat skewer - again, technically undead - which turns out to be his final, threatening form before he's beaten into inedible paste. It might not be as flashy as turning red and twice as big, but at least it was something that had never been done before. Or since.

Nutritional information:

100 grams tempura shrimp
Total Calories:   220
Total Fat (g):  4
Saturated Fat (g):  1
Cholesterol (mg):  25
Sodium (mg):  40
Protein (g):  3
Fiber (g): 1
Carbs (g): 7

83 grams breaded, fried onion rings
Total Calories:   276
Total Fat (g):  15.5
Saturated Fat (g):  7
Cholesterol (mg):  14
Sodium (mg):  430
Protein (g):  3.7
Carbs (g): 31


 
11 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
mmmmm...pizza:)
BHynes10  - 1 year 1 month ago 
no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
CandiedJester  - 10 months 17 days ago 
Yoshi is not a food..
stuffblowupnation  - 10 months 15 days ago 
TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc....

Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers
COME ON PEEPS!!
milwil09  - 10 months 8 days ago 
This is really making me hungry. LOL.
Shadowrunner74  - 9 months 11 days ago 
who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
suicidalstickman  - 7 months 5 days ago 
Mmmm pizza shaped head
Noface42  - 7 months 5 days ago 
If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
Weasel  - 7 months 5 days ago 
Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
hellaown  - 7 months 5 days ago 
whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
Danomeon  - 6 months 18 days ago 
There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
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