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The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Eat This! We serve up the most digestible do-badders ever seen onscreen

Words: GamesRadar US

Second Course: Hamburgers
Megamania (Atari 2600, 5200, Intellivision)

Talk about your mad cows - in this old-school shooter, the hamburgers actually bite back. More specifically, they take flight and start showering your anorexic-Enterprise looking spaceship with blasts of God knows what. In fact, many meat experts mark this game as the inspiration for Japan to invent Kobe beef, whose cows are treated to beer, regular massages and other luxuries before being slaughtered, ground up, and squeezed through a meat press. The belief is that pampered cows won't result in angry ground meat that hates humanity with a loathing so strong it circumvents the laws of physics and the fabric of reality. We hope they're right.

Nutritional information:

McDonald's Quarter Pounder w/Cheese
Total Calories:   510
Calories from Fat:  220  
% Calories from Fat:  43
Total Fat (g):  25
Saturated Fat (g):  12
Cholesterol (mg):  95
Sodium (mg):  1,150
Protein (g):  29
Fiber (g): 3
Carbs (g): 43


 
11 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
mmmmm...pizza:)
BHynes10  - 1 year 1 month ago 
no yoshi? I'm ashamed...
CandiedJester  - 10 months 18 days ago 
Yoshi is not a food..
stuffblowupnation  - 10 months 16 days ago 
TIMESPLITTERS 2: 800000 calories of gingerberead, duck, calamari, etc....

Also MoH frontline: Men W/ hats code: fries, hot dog, pickle, burgers
COME ON PEEPS!!
milwil09  - 10 months 10 days ago 
This is really making me hungry. LOL.
Shadowrunner74  - 9 months 12 days ago 
who the F@$& eats EGGPLANT LOL
suicidalstickman  - 7 months 6 days ago 
Mmmm pizza shaped head
Noface42  - 7 months 6 days ago 
If I was made of pizza I would eat myself. Its a delicious way to die
Weasel  - 7 months 6 days ago 
Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...
hellaown  - 7 months 6 days ago 
whres ginger bread man from time spliters?
Danomeon  - 6 months 20 days ago 
There was one game one the nintendo 64 in which you played as a purple alienlike character with no arms or legs (but floating hands, like rayman) with a green bowtie. I can't remember the name of that game, but you did fight killer tomatoes in it.
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