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The Top 7... Cringeworthy Kisses

When these characters lock lips, the results are more repulsive than romantic

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US
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Romination  - 9 months 26 days ago 
C. Bar!!!!
Uh...i don't think that last one's a game.. although Fred Savage's score just went through the roof! Cha-ching!!
Red  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Indigo Prophecy was a good game. I'm gonna go play that now. Plus I don't think I ever went for the alternate endings, so there's something to shoot for.
MadCowDisease  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Wooooooooah.
Kerfluffle  - 9 months 26 days ago 
So I take it there aren't any cringe-worthy kisses in Gabriel Knight, Mr. Barrat?
Yellowhat17  - 9 months 26 days ago 
I'm going to be so pissed off if I get that ending to Chrono Trigger. That's one of the most anti-climatic, yet funny endings in a video game.
BlackElement17  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Good list but im suprised the borderkine beastiality isnt higher. A paticularly strong reaction listed bellow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5b5PIHP9SA&feature=PlayList&p=5910087E67EEF87D&index=1
iKOemos  - 9 months 26 days ago 
You weren't lying Charlie, reading this article made me experience actual physical pain.
rollaire  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Excellent dude, that was awesome!

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TheKitchenSink  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Necrophelic kiss also takes place in Drakengard.
Ravenbom  - 9 months 26 days ago 
@ iluvmyDS that's not the canonical ending. That's like the 4th or 5th ending that you can get. You have to beat the game and get the first ending that you can get, and start a new game + and then do a few things in a certain way at a certain time to get that ending. So it's not actually a spoiler. Unless you're pissed off that you know who did the "Sound Program" now.


@ Charlie, best top 7 you've done yet. Maybe the best GR article this year so far.
Probably because it ends with my long time crush Jenny Lewis.
I'm expecting you on TalkRadar this week since you did the Top7 this week. Don't let me down.
dougle  - 9 months 26 days ago 
i hate video game kisses with the exception being jak & ashlyn(or is that ashlin?..no matter)at the end of jak3
Dr.Salvador  - 9 months 26 days ago 
lol o ye by the way... BLARGH!!!!!!!
it_burns  - 9 months 26 days ago 
I didn't really mind the Jedi Outcast kiss back then, but now that I look back on it, I'll have to agree that it was creepy as hell.
infiniti101  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Eugh... *shudders*
NelosAngelos  - 9 months 26 days ago 
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!!!!
cart00n  - 9 months 25 days ago 
So, in Chobits, you attempt to kiss someone, and when you do, the ground swallows them up and they toss money bags at you? How does an idea like that even get off of the drawing board?
Lrd_Chikn  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Why am I the only one who thinks enter the matrix is a good game? Nice article especially the end where the kid just stares at you.
Octaviux  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Pippy long stalking just pwnd that kids mouth
SuperStingray  - 9 months 24 days ago 
I don't see the big deal with the Sonic-Elise kiss. It's no worse than any other interspecies relationship that went on throughout the series. Besides, it's hardly anything when you look at the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon where Sonic crossdressed, kissed and legally married Robotnik without any known divorce. (It's true, see the episode Best Hedgehog)
Filer007  - 9 months 23 days ago 
Oh I wish upon a star, that the last kiss was seen from so far, we couldn't see it. God I epreciate my girlfriend.
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