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The Top 7... Annoying nags that need to STFU

The champion ear-benders that should stop talking

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK
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mjmont92  - 8 months 2 days ago 
NO NAVI!?
Damn, she didn't even make the list!
What's the deal? Just because she doesn't talk doesn't make her any less annoying!
Octaviux  - 8 months 2 days ago 
omg, Theme park, haven't thought of that game in ages. Great game but yes that guy was the Stanley of the game, STFU. Though I got sick of GTA IV for PC I spent enough time to get sick of fat ass and random girls calling me.
thochaos  - 8 months 2 days ago 
Otis takes the cake. What a tool does he not realise what is going on? STFU Otis!
deathrebellion  - 8 months 2 days ago 
yup rosemary is soooo touchy sheesh
Seabread  - 8 months 2 days ago 
Great article.
Totally agree with all irritants especially MGS - these interruptions actually stopped me playing a MGS game ever again after #2.
However, unlike all the other games (well, the ones I've played anyway) at least you could turn off the director in Stuntman and perfecting the runs didn't take too long - think i aced them all in 'bout 10 hours.
Forsakenday  - 8 months 2 days ago 
Wow. I agree with Otis he is damn annoying. He should have made #1. It was impossible to get the achievement because every time he called you were up to your neck in zombies. Sometimes I ran right back to the hideout to try to kill him. *There are some people in Paradise Pla-* "OTIS-STFU!"
Auron  - 8 months 1 day ago 
LOL!

"Your park is so bad I Wouldn't let my dog shit on the grass".

Pretty much agree with all of the others, too.
FadedLineVigil  - 8 months 1 day ago 
Hahaha a rare actually funny article on here. Well done.
GamesRadar_MattCundy  - 8 months 1 day ago 
I never had any problem with Navi. I found her an endearing fairy companion.
Awesomeitude1523  - 8 months 1 day ago 
Thank GodI realize that I'm not the only one to despise Michelle. I purposely kille her by driving a motorcycle into a lamp post. SPLAT!

Recaptcha: Pierre demands

That'd be awesome.... if my name was Pierre
sadowolf  - 8 months 1 day ago 
ah, rose. i wanted to punch her in the face...and the colonel. hell, i wanted to punch my codec after a while

and dont get me started on otis...
Skykid  - 8 months 1 day ago 
This article is f---ing hilarious; no joke! Keep up the good work GR!
The_Lurcher  - 8 months 1 day ago 
HEY HEY LISTEN! theres no navi in this article 0_o oh well totally agree with otis god he was annoying "hey someones in trouble!" "thats great otis ill be right th- aaaaah god my face no aaaaah!" *zombie eats face* but loving the article sooo funny oh and LAST (its better than first) mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa.
The_Lurcher  - 8 months 1 day ago 
@ FadedLineVigil

Once you write a comment that actualy makes sense i'll take notice of it, cause from what i see there you say that gamesradar rarely makes funny articles... strange do you think something is "rare" if it doesn't happen every day? because gamesradar is one of the few game sites which are EXTREMELY funny on a regular basis.
noobmasteroftehworld  - 8 months 1 day ago 
i hated michelle so much that me and my friend would spend hours on end just finding new and creative ways to kill michelle
gatornation1254  - 8 months 1 day ago 
Oh my god Kendra from Deadspace made me want to punch small infants.
crossed23  - 8 months 1 day ago 
What about the annoying the hell out of you one-liners in Mercenaries 2. Oh My God it makes me want to break the damn disc in half.
jar-head  - 8 months 1 day ago 
navi wins by far, i mean, it's HEY! pretty gay that all you HEY! hear all the time is this annoy- HEY! -ing sound of a 5 HEY! year old voice repeating....HEY!!!! Oh, and i think GR already did a review about navi....
NelosAngelos  - 8 months 1 day ago 
"Hey Rose, STFU!"

Thank you man, thank you for telling her what I've been trying to scream into the screen all these years!!!
Defguru7777  - 8 months 1 day ago 
I never really found Michelle that annoying. And don't get me started on Otis. I was one call away from getting the Achievement for getting all his calls. He doesn't call when he's supposed to. I wish Otis would be on the receiving end of a Lancer.
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