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The secretly sinister storylines of your favourite games

You never knew they were so wrong...

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK

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lovinmyps3 - 5 months 18 days ago

lol my favorites were resident evil 5, pokemon, and god of war

AMERICA! FUCK YA!! (should be the RE5 theme songe)

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KunoichiDoom - 5 months 18 days ago

lol, poor little prince on Katamari. The weirdest thing about that is in the sequels, the humans all think you are cool for destroying their towns and launching them into space, and want you to make special katamaris for them. :/

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Hurricrane - 5 months 18 days ago

my fav is God of War, tends to be the reaction in this time of bad management

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Stabby_Joe - 5 months 18 days ago

The God of War one made me laugh the most because it randomly yet fittingly ends with a "promotion" lol!

BTW I've been saying THAT'S what Pokemon is since it came about, its not even a joke, thats what it is! Like cock fighting, but the trainers withdraw them before they die!

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Zero55 - 5 months 18 days ago

lol. dead or alive Xtreme Volleyball is the best. the dream of all men.

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noofer7 - 5 months 18 days ago

that was short

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Ninja-KiLLR - 5 months 18 days ago

the pikmin and halo were so true

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nutella - 5 months 18 days ago

bad pac man bad

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NanoElite666 - 5 months 18 days ago

Great article. Very much enjoyed reading it.

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civver - 5 months 18 days ago

Gears of War (the best) and Halo made me LOL. But why did you have to change some plots too much? Gordon Freeman wasn't "disgraced" in HL2, he was even worshipped. There's a freakin stained glass church window with his face on it. Too bad the Tomb Raider one actually describes the real plot.

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Vagrant - 5 months 18 days ago

Halo one was the funniest.

Because murdering thousands of people is always comedy gold!

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joabbuac - 5 months 18 days ago

haha loved the god of war one

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Ravenbom - 5 months 18 days ago

LMAO!

Nice ending with Zork. Good old classic to end it all.

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smallberry - 5 months 17 days ago

The Zork entry was the best. Reduced a good few years of my life to robbing a house.

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Picnic1 - 5 months 17 days ago

All the others, as far as I've played, seem to make sense but Pacman's drug use remains completely unproven speculation! They could still be sweets/other food or just round dots although some do seem to temporarily turn ghosts in to unconfident shadows of their former selves- but if you are seeing ghosts in the first place then you may have problems, regardless of how confident or shadowy they are.

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Demonflare - 5 months 17 days ago

Pikachu!!!!!!

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vitoruss - 5 months 17 days ago

Strange how "Braid" isn't there... eh?
Or is the plot of that one TOO intentionally evil?

And does Gears of War remind you of what the colonials did to the native Americans?

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