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I'd want to be a robot, that way I could not be bothered by undead since I'd eat flesh too, not be bothered by supercomputers since I'm also robotic, not be bothered by reapers since I'm also a robot like them, I could whoop the buts of nazis, The flood would not be able to infect me, The Locust just want to extinct the humans (I'm not I would be a robot, I could have a boxing match with the dinosaurs and supermutants. Zergs? I eat f*ck*n' flesh dude.

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GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly - 9 months 17 days ago

well done, paul. it takes a man of rare gifts to make an equilateral parallelogram interesting.

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majorsuave - 9 months 17 days ago

Where are Hobbits?
C'mon, J R R pretty much thought us they can do it all.

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heartskuppy - 9 months 17 days ago

lol halo. i think paul ryan just might be my favourite gamesradar writer. part 2! with combine please.

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Necrohades - 9 months 17 days ago

Hahaha i liked the part about the Reapers thinking about how much fun will they have destroying all life lol. I definetely want a Part 2 as everyone else and i want to see Aliens and Predators included! :)

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Scott1121 - 9 months 17 days ago

there has to be a part 2

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Pocotron - 9 months 17 days ago

PART EFFIN 2!!! WITH CHIMERA!!! and hottie elves please

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Pocotron - 9 months 17 days ago

Oh and pokemon, tehe, concubine, Lombaxes, maybe, and one guy with regenerative health that may rarely talk, like fallout 3 or any RPG and game reviewers to list a few new uber species. not to sound to selfish but could i be mentioned in inspiration for the new article. thatd make my day guys. gee willikers thatd be swell. Nice article by the way. VOTE FOR PART DEUX... or two

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soren7550 - 9 months 17 days ago

Shouldn't reapers be #1? I mean, they are seemingly unstoppable and have been destroying all organic life forever. (haven't seen any dinos that could do that.)

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Youreverydaygamer - 9 months 17 days ago

@ Jbo87
Thanks man, i tried as well as i knew lol
Great article GR, you guys always put a smile on my face :P. If anyone disagrees with my blurb, say so lol, makes things fun :D

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Nitemarish - 9 months 17 days ago

I agree with DisgruntledTable, Combine and the Burning Legion fucking everything up (I actually read that massive freakin' thing on the WoW website about the lore of Azeroth... seriously -.-)

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gearsofwarrox777 - 9 months 17 days ago

wolfenstien was awesome,is there gonna be hitler in the new one?

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secretsearcher - 9 months 17 days ago

Another vote for part two.

And, as for the Pokemon, just imagine what would happen if you threw 10 angry Steelix into New York City...

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Black_X_1111 - 9 months 17 days ago

But what about the Daleks?

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Cernunnos - 9 months 16 days ago

necromorphs, anyone?

awesome article though.

oh, and Halo's story isnt complicated, you just have to read the books, which i highly recomend. :)

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100freak001 - 9 months 16 days ago

part 2

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thejadefalcon - 9 months 16 days ago

You got the Reapers wrong. The Cycle's been going on for at least a couple of billion years. There's one planet description that mentions a 'Great Rift' or something caused by a glancing blow by a mass effect round of 'unimagininable power'. Which means that we're probably going to lose in Mass Effect 3.

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rollaire - 9 months 16 days ago

ROTFL good one dude, real good!

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