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The most superior superior races

Gaming's most supreme master species, stereotyped and rated

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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xFnKxTaLeNtx  - 9 months 18 days ago 
I think that the rhombus rating could be used on almost anything. Think about it.
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Damn you for being funnier than me, Paul.
C-C-C-C-ComboCro  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Am i the only person that thinks the "Racial Rhombus Rating" is the fucking most hilarious thing ever?

anyway, excellent article. one of my favorites!
babo_u_da  - 9 months 18 days ago 
loved the article, needs more elves and protoss
Corsair89  - 9 months 18 days ago 
The Racial Rhombus Rating made me laughing really hard. Well done! I would love a part 2.
NelosAngelos  - 9 months 18 days ago 
To me, I think the most realistic path of Armageddon would be the machines becoming far too smart and advanced for our own good and seeing humanity as less superior. It would be so easy for them since we rely on machines for our everyday lives. Lol, every traffic light in the world gets turned off and the computers watch the destruction derby or the internet gets erased and society as we know it collapses. Damn yous rust buckets! Damn yous all to Hell!!!!
Youreverydaygamer  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Im just gonna break this down quick, and painless, dont hate me plz :P
Locust are weens, they get taken down by 4 line backers with less emotion than the chair im sitting on, except Dom.
Chimera get wooped by a bald guy with mad adrenaline spikes, who gets mutated and just gets more angry. One guy!
Nazi... Well, theres really not much you can say about them :P
Flood get woken up by a guy and his cyber girlfriend, who then gets angry that they are tougher than his nation and the other guys he's fighting (Que covenant), and decides he's gonna use nothing more than unanswered questions and an assault rifle to win the war, of course sacrificing every available marine in the process.
Computers? Anyone heard of the emergency off switch?
Robots could potentially be an issue, if some asshole decides to develop them that smart.
Dinosaurs hahahaha, We'll send in the guy from the Mummy movies.
Undeads can be easily dismantled by 4 everyday joes and tons of ammo.
and Zerg? Well, again, nothing to say there :P.
Ninja-KiLLR  - 9 months 18 days ago 
that chimera are pretty bad-ass and deserve a mention. considering they rolled over a continents pretty easily, the combine are kinda like nazis
Romination  - 9 months 18 days ago 
oh, paul ryan, i need you..

i think you should put Pokemon here. we all know that a revolt from them could wipe out EVERYONE. Even Jigglypuffs will be a threat then!
jesusfrk15  - 9 months 18 days ago 
hahaha that was funny. part two would be interesting.
Rattlehead  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Who were the two Nazi ho's?
Jbo87  - 9 months 18 days ago 
@ Youreverydaygamer

Good shout on most of those. However the only one that should technically cause any problems are the Zerg as they are a carbon copy of the Tyranids (as will be seen in Dawn of War 2) and anyone who knows anything about those guys know that they mean business.
Jbo87  - 9 months 18 days ago 
@ Rattlehead

They're two girls from some Southern state in America who were brainwashed by their parents and now they sing Nazi songs about white supremacy.

They're not great in all honesty.
Samael  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Just wanna put in my vote for a part two, this was hilarious. I recommend the combine, splicers, daedra (Elder Scrolls), the heartless, and umm...koopas?
KakashiXIII  - 9 months 18 days ago 
LOL, so true about Halo. I never really understood it either.
KakashiXIII  - 9 months 18 days ago 
I also vote for a Part 2
lucklesswonder  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Am I the only guy on the planet who has no trouble grasping the plot of the Halo series? It's not that hard. Now, Battlestar Galactica. Holy crap, what the hell?

But anyway. Yeah. Great article.
DisgruntledTable  - 9 months 18 days ago 
This needs a part 2 to make everyone happy, and this part 2 needs to contain the Combine and the Burning Legion.
Sp3n  - 9 months 18 days ago 
Good article, vote for part 2
Also, where are the Aliens?
Sash  - 9 months 18 days ago 
What about the Collosus (sp?) from SOTC.

Big ass giants who can just fart and destroy entire cities.
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