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The most ridiculous game box quotes ever

Ever wish you could take back something you said? Imagine it printed on millions of game boxes

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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Sinsational  - 7 months 20 days ago 
XD Great article. This had me laughing my ass of the whole time. I honestly thought you had made up that long-winded quote from Rolling Stone as sarcasm, but imagine my amazement when it was referenced from High School Musical 3... The only series of movies I've watched that made me want to kick a bunny. And for the record, I only watched them to get laid.

And the fact that they actually had a quote from John Carpenter for The Thing makes me feel sorry for the game. It must have been horrible to grant that kind of a masturbatory sales tactic.
thomashalpenny  - 4 months 8 days ago 
the only game ive heard bout on that list jak and daxter and that was an instant classic!:)
LokiRising  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Second Sight 2 please...Pretty Please?

I had to kick a dead horse. Sorry 'bout that.
cheezyphil  - 3 months 8 days ago 
All of these Cover boxes are outstupid'd by Daikatana. Bragging about how it will revolutionize the genre...Daikatana pretty much sucked my ballz.
icedragon1796  - 3 months 6 days ago 
i heard of halo yeasterday am i sure u have played it but have u played tribes wtf
AqueousBoy  - 3 months 6 days ago 
I think the most ridiculous thing about the Stranglehold quote is that Gamepro managed to use the word "ripe" when they meant "rife" and even worse, that neither the publisher of the game nor GamesRadar caught it. Oh snap!
Failureisinevitable  - 29 days 3 hours ago 
"Latest post in the article, and yet it's STILL an epic one. Just because it has a quote from me on it!"

-Failure
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