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The most ridiculous game box quotes ever

Ever wish you could take back something you said? Imagine it printed on millions of game boxes

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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lucklesswonder  - 1 year 17 days ago 
The Thing (the movie) remains one of my favorite horror flicks to date. The Thing (the game) was.... well, it was interesting to watch somebody ELSE play. Every now and then.

Never played Way of the Samurai 2, but I liked the first one. Played it start to finish. It was a fun ten minutes.
game-.-freak  - 1 year 17 days ago 
The mention of Red Dwarf made my pants tighten.

Great article...
noofer7  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Hah!
MadCowDisease  - 1 year 17 days ago 
I loved the Stranglehold one, that one had me fall off my chair.
Wubbles  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Heh. I owned the 40 Winks game. I remember racing some sort of witch who flew around on a rocket.


Also, can I make a criticism? You say at the beginning of the article that no writer goes into a word processor with the intent of over-hyping a game or movie, but then you bring up people at Rolling Stone. And, then people who didn't have any such intent when writing, like you said, a preview, you proceed to make fun of them as well.

I'm not in any way trying to insult you though, Mr. Wilde.
EdGax30  - 1 year 17 days ago 
If you read articles, then this is the article to read!.....this article will alter your perceptions of reality and blows all other articles out of the water........93%!!

nah but this one was pretty hilarious
therealone  - 1 year 17 days ago 
LOL @ High School Musical 3 review!
killswitchmad  - 1 year 17 days ago 
I remember 40 Winks that damn game gave me severe motion sickness!
EnviromentalDog  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Sadly, deep in my childhood memories I vaguely remember 40 winks. Sometimes the thought of a Red Dwarf movie brings me hope, until I remember that it could in fact turn into a movie about the American Pilot *Shudders in fear*.
smallberry  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Oh man a Red Dwarf movie...a justified Rolling Stone review.

Great article. More.
J-spit  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Funny stuff.
Cwf2008  - 1 year 17 days ago 
Rofl that was freaken hilarious. Especially the GTA one
Thequestion 121  - 1 year 16 days ago 
That was a funny article. I had Tribes: Aerial Assault and I laughed so hard when I read that quote! It's just ridiculous.
Poke_trainer  - 1 year 16 days ago 
actually, I thought jak and daxter was really good back then and had lots of fun playing it. The quote was unnecessary though.
magicwalnuts0  - 1 year 16 days ago 
Looking Glass studios needs to get off their asses and make a new Tribes game, seriously. They're probably too busy with Bioshock 2 though to even care. I don't blame them.

Funny article
kamikaz3e124  - 1 year 16 days ago 
I still can't believe Nintendo Magizine chose a less popular game such as 40 Winks over their own mascot.
El72125  - 1 year 16 days ago 
Hahaha my mom bought me 40 Winks when I was really young because she saw on the cover that it was better than Mario. I only remember 2 things about the game:
1. It sucked.
2. That damn quote on the front haha
Great article
fluentinsarcasm  - 1 year 15 days ago 
You forgot the game Ikaruga...

"Our frothing demand for this game INCREASES."
-IGN.com

Big bold letters, right on the front cover.
Coolbeans69  - 1 year 15 days ago 
That was pretty good
CLusterTim  - 1 year 15 days ago 
Nice dude, those are smoe seriously funny quotes!

JD
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