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The etiquette of gaming like a MAN

25 masculine man-tips to make you a max-power gamer

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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lordofultima  - 11 months 23 days ago 
Invert the stick? That sounds like about the least-manly thing you can do.
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jar-head  - 11 months 22 days ago 
24 is so true....
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CoD_22  - 11 months 18 days ago 
bumpers lob exploding balls of man-steel in cod!
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DYL64  - 11 months 18 days ago 
haha this is a great article
HARD is DANK!
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kalashnikov  - 11 months 9 days ago 
I raised my beer for "Those of you who’ve never known the pain of hamster loss, just remember, your family doesn’t love you and there is no God."
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RaIdEn  - 10 months 15 days ago 
26. when you lose dont blame it on the controller or the sun or some other lame excuse.
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sharifsta  - 10 months 12 days ago 
first things first you should take out the part about brothers and sisters and girlfriends 90% of people on this site are 40 old virgins living in there parents basement while there parents keep saying your brother/sister is in a nice house some were and they dont get the idea its your time to wipe there ass not them wiping yours but they dont get the idea havent there girlfriend mad them watch the movie faliure to lanch opps i forgot good article (. .)
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( ) i know nerds you want to maste>rbate over this but dont
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BeefSupreme  - 9 months 5 days ago 
I live by rule number ten.

2 PS2 controllers (San Andreas, NFS Underground)
1 Xbox S-controller (system died after buying new game)
3 360 controllers (GOW1, NFS Most wanted)
1 PS3 Sixaxes (Resistance 1 online game)
1 N64 controller (Perfect Dark)

I showed those controllers who f@$%s who.
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alfonso.hdez  - 9 months 5 days ago 
A Man's bible, if I ever saw one! this is pure genius
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Pain09  - 9 months 4 days ago 
i agree with #24, everytime i see a video like that it just pisses me off and then i usually stay away from that site for awhile
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Auron  - 9 months 3 days ago 
One of the best articles i've read on here.
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Kaz993  - 9 months 2 days ago 
you.
yeah, you. the dude who write these friggin' awesome articles.
I love you.
Guy love.
stop and I'll murder you, your mom, her second cousin, you dog, and anyone living withing 5 miles of each of them. ever. including Canada.
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triforcerpgfreek  - 7 months 7 days ago 
when I was playing my life is a king I trun the sound off and started making a new story where insted of a king your a pimp!!!!!
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Catdork  - 7 months 2 days ago 
ha i have gone through so many ps2 controllers from throwing them haha
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Mystery514  - 6 months 26 days ago 
This was hilarious!
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killemall  - 6 months 25 days ago 
2. LOVE the azure strike note
3. Ur doing it wrong
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supaflymcmuffin  - 6 months 18 days ago 
yea biznitch i followed all these rules before i even read this and now i know im a truemanly gamer!
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Satanshadow94  - 6 months 4 days ago 
OMFG I know too many people that need to read this
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Thailer  - 6 months 6 hours ago 
paul ryan fucking rules. end of story.
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LethalTeaBag  - 5 months 12 days ago 
"Those of you who’ve never known the pain of hamster loss, just remember, your family doesn’t love you and there is no God."

LMAO! Awesome article!
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