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The etiquette of gaming like a MAN

25 masculine man-tips to make you a max-power gamer

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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Bearclaw  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Great article, #19 is so true, I was playing Rock Band at a party and some jackass started playing music trying to drown out the "terrible music". I'm never taking my game over there again :(
insignia123  - 11 months 27 days ago 
This is the best Thing ever written in human history. I think the bible just got turned into fire starting scraps.
TheFish  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Chris is a redneck lookin' mofo
mywalls  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Look inversion ftw!
CAPST3R  - 11 months 27 days ago 
i punched my mate in the face for talking during the final MGS4 cut-scene. and then i kicked him in the shins. but now i won't have to because i've talked 2 of my mates into gettin a ps3.
when i get LBP, i'm gonna make a torture level. a bit like the nuke part in cod4's story.
key0blade  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Genious...
Sash  - 11 months 27 days ago 
"Real men don’t think - they smash."
TrIp13G  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Am I the only one that finds Chris sexy with his gold NES chainseses? Guess so...:P
GodlikeApe  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Someone's been reading too much Maddox!
Anyone who hasn't read all of Maddox's website isn't a real man either.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com

If you're not convinced by my comment and need more proof of his awesome, his book is called 'The Alphabet of Manliness'.

GO NOW!
child911  - 11 months 27 days ago 
This is the reason I love gamesradar.
Metallica  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Greatest.List.Ever.


#26:
Don't try to be funny by coping Comic-Book Guy.
GamesRadarChrisAntista  - 11 months 27 days ago 
Holy Crap! Baron Munchausen is the greatest movie in the goddamned world, yet only the 19th greatest thing about this article!

Paul Ryan, you're my hero.
rago  - 11 months 27 days ago 
You always come up with something crazy and funny,GamesRadar.Awesome article!!!Do ya run an online comedy show on games?!!!You do always make people laugh!
TastyCakesMcgee  - 11 months 27 days ago 
I lol'd all over myself. # 11 was the best. "And Man-punch."
MUSH-RUME  - 11 months 27 days ago 
This is like the Holy grail or 25 commandments of awsome manlyness!
Hurricrane  - 11 months 27 days ago 
forgot one. # 256: when you spot someone playing Wii Music/Fit, stab them with the Wiimote
Nitemarish  - 11 months 27 days ago 
This here's the MANtage
You're welcome
genequagmire  - 11 months 27 days ago 
I know the location in picture number 4. Oh, the deep and abiding shame.
clever123  - 11 months 27 days ago 
lol this is good
aromickred  - 11 months 27 days ago 
The best GR article ever.
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