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The cheesiest videogame songs EVER

Pop ballads, hair metal and other ear-ripping tunes so bad you can’t stop listening

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US
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Herschal  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I feel sick now.
Time to go blast some decent music into my ears for the next several days.
cricket0  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I love cheesey songs!!!!
CandiedJester  - 1 year 1 month ago 
"Night trap!" ....wtf...was that.
TedDidlio  - 1 year 1 month ago 
the clayfighter song would definitely give the d-bags in dragonforce throbbing hard ons.
TedDidlio  - 1 year 1 month ago 
fuck what i just said, almost every song on this list would give the cumlords in dragonforce boners.
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Glad everyone's enjoying (wrong word, perhaps?) the article. But to the guy who asked "what the fuck" I know about game music... oh man, just ask.
skyguy343  - 1 year 1 month ago 
lmao, why would you join the epicness that is Gamesradar, then bitch about the articles? what a dumbass. but i hav to ask...Brett, u ever hear the fan-made Mega Man song
EmoMuffin  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Alright, you suckered me in with "hair metal"
Romination  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Super Sonic Racing. NONE of the songs in Brawl are so shameful and painful and other synonyms for nightmarish.
I don't think the God Hand one counts...that one is MEANT to bad.
I-Be-MAD  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Damn you GamesRadar!
That stupid "Clay Fighter" song is now stuck in my head!
SpicyPoyratez  - 1 year 1 month ago 
YEAH!!! SnakeEater made the list! I was looking for it the second I read the thread title.
cultofbananas  - 1 year 18 days ago 
SNAKE Eaterrrrrr!!!! I cringed in embarrassment the first time i saw this.
nosferatu756  - 1 year 11 hours ago 
I had never heard the freaky fliers. Holy lord, that was the worst songs for any piece of interactive media ever.
reyalejandro13  - 8 months 3 days ago 
i prefer the Brawl remix of Sonic Boom.
Glides  - 2 months 29 days ago 
OH MY GOD I LOVE DK 64, that rap song was like the funniest thing ever. And the "Cole Train" one was hilarious too. Those two songs is EXACTLY why i like video games.
Glides  - 2 months 29 days ago 
And I also like Snake Eater, but not the one with that guy singing it.
FETALJUICE  - 2 months 29 days ago 
Hilarious article! Who doesn't love cheesy songs? I know I do.
lukel127  - 2 months 29 days ago 
STFU Dameon Angell

You know that City Escape is the best videogame song EVER and that Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is the best sonic game ever.
Now good day sir!
Tomsta666  - 2 months 29 days ago 
I must be the only person in exsistence who enjoys the MvC2 character select jingle :)
Hellwilder  - 2 months 28 days ago 
RISING ZAAAAN! YEAAAAAAAAH
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