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The cheesiest videogame songs EVER

Pop ballads, hair metal and other ear-ripping tunes so bad you can’t stop listening

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US

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Herschal - 1 year 2 months ago

I feel sick now.
Time to go blast some decent music into my ears for the next several days.

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cricket0 - 1 year 2 months ago

I love cheesey songs!!!!

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CandiedJester - 1 year 2 months ago

"Night trap!" ....wtf...was that.

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TedDidlio - 1 year 2 months ago

the clayfighter song would definitely give the d-bags in dragonforce throbbing hard ons.

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TedDidlio - 1 year 2 months ago

fuck what i just said, almost every song on this list would give the cumlords in dragonforce boners.

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GamesRadarBrettElston - 1 year 2 months ago

Glad everyone's enjoying (wrong word, perhaps?) the article. But to the guy who asked "what the fuck" I know about game music... oh man, just ask.

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skyguy343 - 1 year 2 months ago

lmao, why would you join the epicness that is Gamesradar, then bitch about the articles? what a dumbass. but i hav to ask...Brett, u ever hear the fan-made Mega Man song

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EmoMuffin - 1 year 2 months ago

Alright, you suckered me in with "hair metal"

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Romination - 1 year 2 months ago

Super Sonic Racing. NONE of the songs in Brawl are so shameful and painful and other synonyms for nightmarish.
I don't think the God Hand one counts...that one is MEANT to bad.

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I-Be-MAD - 1 year 2 months ago

Damn you GamesRadar!
That stupid "Clay Fighter" song is now stuck in my head!

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SpicyPoyratez - 1 year 2 months ago

YEAH!!! SnakeEater made the list! I was looking for it the second I read the thread title.

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cultofbananas - 1 year 1 month ago

SNAKE Eaterrrrrr!!!! I cringed in embarrassment the first time i saw this.

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nosferatu756 - 1 year 21 days ago

I had never heard the freaky fliers. Holy lord, that was the worst songs for any piece of interactive media ever.

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reyalejandro13 - 8 months 24 days ago

i prefer the Brawl remix of Sonic Boom.

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Glides - 3 months 19 days ago

OH MY GOD I LOVE DK 64, that rap song was like the funniest thing ever. And the "Cole Train" one was hilarious too. Those two songs is EXACTLY why i like video games.

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Glides - 3 months 19 days ago

And I also like Snake Eater, but not the one with that guy singing it.

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FETALJUICE - 3 months 19 days ago

Hilarious article! Who doesn't love cheesy songs? I know I do.

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lukel127 - 3 months 19 days ago

STFU Dameon Angell

You know that City Escape is the best videogame song EVER and that Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is the best sonic game ever.
Now good day sir!

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