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The cheesiest videogame songs EVER

Pop ballads, hair metal and other ear-ripping tunes so bad you can’t stop listening

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US
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jackf-11  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I can't lie that i liked the sonic cd songs back then, but when i first beat gears, "the Cole Train" made me laugh so hard, I almost pissed.
IWUNapenguin  - 1 year 1 month ago 
uhhh...hello!?

SUPER SONIC RACING!??!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT OFF THE GROOUUUUUNNNNDDD


otherwise, great article.
ELpork  - 1 year 1 month ago 
“Shoot the flying monkey, sink that funky li’l battleship... good God!”..........Good god indeed.
FancyRat  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The second Freaky Flyers one...christ, it's like William Hung got drunk and sang the Pumpkins' Zero at a karaoke bar.
JoeMasturbaby  - 1 year 1 month ago 
DK rap is so dumb i love it.
when it was put onto Donkey Konga i couldnt stop myself from smiling.
I LOVE YOU DONKEY KONGA!!!!
Craza  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The first vid on Knight's Quest seemed more like some crappy fan-vid you would find on YouTube with the description - "ThischaracterXThischaracter FTW!! I iz AMV master! Done in Windows Movie Makers! :D"
Lol
JaysonAych  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The rap played over the end credits of COD4 was absolutely painful to listen to. Good game, but gaaahh...that song...
dustLOOP  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Rising Zan, christ I actually bought this >_<
TreehouseGamer  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The music was the best thing about Fugitive Hunter. I'm not too sure if that's a compliment...

And I used to sing the ClayFighter tune all of the time.
GamesRadarCharlieBarratt  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I love "Girl in the Tower"... I don't care what anyone says!
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Ah crap I even have God Hand. Oh well. Thanks for pointing it out.

Mikel brought up an amaaazingly bad one in this week's podcast (going up Friday). Might actually be the worst, even worse than Freaky Flyers.
Johnny6Gun  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Another one came to mind: LET'S GET READY 2 RUM-BLE, let'sgetready2rumble!!
Skizz  - 1 year 1 month ago 
You can't forget Mystical Ninja starring Goemon for N64. Sooooo cheesey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEm34XroCQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchGIDPFANM


Or how about the horrendous songs David Bowie recorded for Omikron
Corsair89  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Will someone please rip my ear drums out of my head? The Night Trap song was unbearable. The terrible song, awful "actors" who are probably now in porn, and hidious outfits from hell in the '90s. Rap in video games never ever sound good. Ever.
Thequestion 121  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Some of these are god awful!
garnsr  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I can't believe I still remember so much of the song from the original Lunar.
JimMcDosh  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Agreeed, you did pick some good ones.

Jiff
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bodysnatcher  - 1 year 1 month ago 
even tho snake eater got mentioned it shoulda been at the top of the list. that song is horrible.
"Someday you go through the rain
And someday, you feed on a tree frog"
paperkirby23  - 1 year 1 month ago 
uhhggg that first one was i disliked
Mighty  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Bad list. What the fuck do you assholes know about game music
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