Rose and Camellia
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A classic example of WTF-gaming at its best. Experience the elegant art of feminine conflict by slapping aristocratic ladies across the face.

Above: Rose and Camellia has WiiWare written all over it. C’mon Nintendo. 

Gunlimb
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You have AK-47s where your arms and legs should be. Now that’s a real hero.

Above: This is the greatest backstory 

Jetpack Brontosaurus
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Because Pilot Wings always needed more dinosaurs.

Crunch Time
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There’s an epic new sci-fi MMO that’s almost ready to release, but a swarm of bugs and glitches threaten to ruin everything. It’ll be up to you and two scantily clad space chicks to match colored gems in order to beat back the bugs and save the day.

Above: It’s basically Puzzle Quest with more voluptuous breasts and lots of MMO jokes

Nanaca Crash
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Nanaca Crash was Japan’s answer to those zany ‘Penguin Launch’ browser games that were popular for about two minutes four years ago. Instead of launching a penguin, you ram a poor fellow at full speed with your bicycle and send him hurtling through the air. Activate Nanaca’s special aerial crashes to keep him airborne. You’ll pass various special characters along the way who will give you further boosts or slow you down.

Mekuri Master
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Dear Nigoro,

We want to scold you for releasing a game about a guy who runs around hallways lifting up school girls’ skirts. But because you’ve gone through the trouble of including an in-depth training mode, an online leader board, multiple difficulty levels, and a super serious samurai soundtrack we’ll let it slide.

Above: The training mode gives you wooden mannequins to practice on