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The best dead things in videogames

Why should the living get all the attention?

Words: David Houghton, GamesRadar UK

Gino - The Darkness

Notable for: Having one of the earliest and most hilariously unexpected deaths in videogames. Teaching us why we shouldn't lean out of moving cars. Trucks are heavy, kids.


Chewed up Pikmin ghosts - Pikmin

Notable for: Teaching us that even sentient vegetable people have souls. Making us feel guilty and creeped out at the same time.


Murdered Colossi - Shadow of the Colossus

Notable for: Making us feel like total wankers as we turn a once proud and noble creature into just another pile of rock and mould.


Skulls - Zelda III: A Link to the Past

Notable for: Being one of the first instances in which we could use a piece of disembodied anatomy as a tool or weapon in a game. Speaking of which...


McCoy and the crazy nurse - Dead Space

Notable for: Proving that love can blossom between two people even if one of them is a dismembered corpse. Especially if one of them is blind and insane. Providing endless squishy fun when stomped on. Confirming that there's one thing a gamer will always do when presented with body parts and a gravity gun.


Giant slug-fish thing - Metroid Prime

Notable for: Being the first of many dead things in MP we could investigate with the scan visor. Training us to poke around in corpses for educational value.


Aeris - Final Fantasy VII

Notable for: Still being the subject of fanboy mourning 11 years later. Get over it! Please!


 
27 Comments
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hareguu  - 1 year 9 days ago 
FIRST!!!!
oryandymackie  - 1 year 9 days ago 
Btw, "Ake Through The Face Woman"is actually "Pitchfork Through The Face Woman"
And hareguu, not cool anymore. Okay?
Juriasu  - 1 year 9 days ago 
hareguu would fit nicely on this list!
drprofessor  - 1 year 9 days ago 
nice list. love dry bones. and the squishy bits in dead space.
also can you guys run a script to replace the word "FIRST" with "Douchebag"?
AMayer  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Ahh... Good ol' dead stuff. What would we do without ya?
MacGyver1138  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Ahhh. I was hoping that anyone affected by the "Bloody Mess" perk from the Fallout series would be on here.

I am all for drprofessor's idea of replacing any of the "first" posts with something. I personally think that it should say, "I am a douchebag," as opposed to just, "douchebag."
ElectroRush  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Does the name Manny Calavera mean anything to you people?
Elbo444  - 1 year 8 days ago 
but it's so fun being first, you guys have obviously never been first before, cool article
Rainman6952  - 1 year 8 days ago 
yeah!!! cubone god i'm bout to go rock my old Pokemon games now
TrIp13G  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Captain Price. I hope you aren't dead.
Corsair89  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Auron would have been a great addition to the list.
Jorw  - 1 year 8 days ago 
You forgot Manny Calavera and I'm never going to forgive you.
AbleCluster  - 1 year 8 days ago 
Dude, you just gotta love a good video game! Nothing like it!

jess
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Thequestion 121  - 1 year 7 days ago 
I love the dry bones.
EvilZeus  - 1 year 7 days ago 
How does fricken Gears get credit for dangling corpses over Oblivion? WTF? FTW? FTL? I'm highly disappointed.

Ze End.
Moschetto  - 1 year 7 days ago 
+1 for Ace of Spades.
-1 for lack of Manny.
It all evens out.
oreomonkey  - 1 year 7 days ago 
if you replace first with something different they'll just start saying FRIST!!!! OR FISRT!!!
Kattleox  - 1 year 6 days ago 
What about the dead soldiers in The Sorrow's river in MGS3? Or any dead guy you pack into a locker in MGS?

For that matter, What about the Sorrow?
Hurricrane  - 1 year 6 days ago 
ROFL i loved the Tomb Raider drowning video
Defguru7777  - 1 year 6 days ago 
Man, I wish I was dead...wait.
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