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The 9 most ridiculous things in Jaws Unleashed

Shark Week goes off the rails with 2006’s crazy masterpiece of awful

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US
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KillDrone  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Did I miss the battle with the killer whale when you escape the aquarium?
Vagrant  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Mikel, these articles keep making this game look REALLY good.

And what? We don't get to see the Orca showdown or the lame ending? But I'm emotionally invested now!

(how appropriate. Recaptcha thing: "from ripple".)
gobble412  - 3 months 28 days ago 
This article made me laugh the entire time! Omg. "Psst. You're doing GRATE!" LMFAO! I need this game now XD
doomdoomdoom  - 3 months 28 days ago 
I have this game
It is only fun to put cheats in and go around eating people it is fucking fun
but it is still a bad game but fun once and a while.
beaubasketball2  - 3 months 28 days ago 
shut the fuck up asshole this game changed my life and i never regret playing it.so u keep ur dumbass comments to yourself we all know its fake dip shit so back off and find something good to do besides blowing yourself.
Rhesus  - 3 months 28 days ago 
This game is ridiculously awful, but it DOES have its own article. So it is NOT unsuccessful.
FrozenImplosion  - 3 months 28 days ago 
L-M-F-A-O. hahahahah Good thing sharks can read!
TheWebSwinger  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Aww Mikel Reparaz.
The Conoisseur of all things Crap, video game movie or otherwise.
The Sultan of Suck.
The Baron of Bad.
The Archduke of Awful.
The King of Krap (yes I'm doing Mortal Kombat spelling).
ELpork  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Jaw's take's down choppers in the film's right?
waynski1457  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Now I don't know if I should just continue thinking this game is to be avoided, or should I pick it up ASAP!

Is this just a best-of from the game? Is it really that unbearable? Because I could forgive some weak points to experience this awesome.
SwampRock  - 3 months 28 days ago 
I had to beat the giant squid for my friend because he was afraid of it, and it seemed that a lot of the objectives incorporated throwing explosive barrels. Also The mine level sucked a nut, a huge nut.
Conman93  - 3 months 28 days ago 
It would be cool if the ending was like the end of the jaws movie.
"Smile u son of a ......"
KABOOM!!
Xplosive59  - 3 months 28 days ago 
still better than jaws the Revenge

ps jaws has many phds from shark universities so of course he knows how to destroy chemical plants and turn off rock grinders
rxb  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Who ever signed off on this game was either a rebel, a visionary or off their face on class A drugs.
hardcore_gamer1990  - 3 months 28 days ago 
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6439/0094772opi7l0l22.png
I lol'd

I like this article.
Sharks FTW
dante1924  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Ha ha, Jaws Unleashed is a big steaming pile of crap. And yet, I feel urged to play it to feel it in all of it's crappy glory.

I didn't know sharks were smart enough to read, work generators, or know what the hell a mayor is!
Scott1121  - 3 months 28 days ago 
This game looks stupidly hilarious this article actually makes me want to play it
Elbo444  - 3 months 28 days ago 
everyone is talking like the ridiculousness is a bad thing, what did you expect in a jaws game? did you really expect a regular shark simulator? the entire premise is that jaws is a super intelligent shark, thats why he does these things, thats why he knows how and why he does them. i just find it surprising that people expect this to NOT be ridiculous
richtaur  - 3 months 28 days ago 
Haha this looks ridiculous. I want it!
JakkedGamer  - 3 months 28 days ago 
I bought this game, beat all the missions and i gotta say i loved it. The controls are not as bad as they make them out to be and all the screenshots they used were shitty. The shark looks pretty realistic when you play as it. All the moves he has in the game like the body slam, tail whip, e.t.c make the game like an aquatic gta. you never get bored of killing ppl, even after you beat the missions, which were all fun.
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