Actually, I'm surprised you guys didn't include "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
The most annoying quote is the EA sports IT's in the f*$#ing game!!!! WE KNOW IT ALL READY!!!! (Deep breath ....) Okay my favorite quote is "War.War never changes"