Double Dragon may be one of the most awesomely bad movies to not feature Sly Stallone or Ahnold. Not only do we get Robert patrick (trying to not look like Robert Patrick) and Alyssa Milano (trying not to look like herself, either) but the Lee brother in red is now "The Chairman" on Iron Chef America.
Uwe boll re released house of the dead and called it the funny edition with such added bonuses as added video game clips and slow motion for "added wackiness" when i saw it it was exactly the same
It was just waiting there in the ventilation and then growled for its closeup before all that shooting, which looked like the actual gameplay of resident evil from a bystanders perspective.
StefanGrey is right! Mark Decoscas (SP?) is the chairman for Iron Chef America. Course... He was in the super awesome movie "Brotherhood of The Wolf" with the uber sexy Monica Belucci
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Yes, he really did say "trust the fungus"...
I gotta come clean. I really liked the Resident Evil movies. All of them. I also think Milla J. is just about the hottest thing on the planet. That probably has a lot to do with my opinion of her movies.
Eh, the "trust the fungus" thing in SMB actually makes some sense if you've seen the rest of the film. I'm not going to explain it, though. You'll just have to trust the fungus.
Incidentally, "Trust the Fungus" would be an awesome band name.
Hey! The FPS sequence was the only WATCHABLE part of Doom. I slept through the rest.
I swear on the fallen heroes of gaming, if I ever make it in Hollywood, I WILL make a GOOD game adaptation, and save our precious franchises! I swear never to make the same mistakes!
in house of the dead, what is the point of throwing a grenade down the well? and why does no one attempt to save the asian girl? and why does the guy with the red light on his gun skip out the woods? and for anyone whos read the zombie survival guide, don't you have to get a head shot? stupid video game movies
this made me sooooo thankful of the time when i was at a blockbusters and picked up the mario brothers movie...and then set it back on the shelf. my brain thanked me.