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The 15 stupidest game types Wii invented

Unleashing innovation in hardcore abundance

Words: Chris Antista, GamesRadar US
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cookie23q  - 7 months 10 days ago 
great article 5 hats
Mercuritebabe611  - 7 months 10 days ago 
wow they said doggystyle
dathing8  - 7 months 10 days ago 
Great article and nice Monty Python reference
AbleCluster  - 7 months 10 days ago 
Wow dude that is too funny! The animal doctor thing looks like a real trip!

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linkganon  - 7 months 10 days ago 
if they don't quit making these games you would expect to find at a dollar store, they'd probabally end up like wcw, except for the fact that it will be a (washed up) company bought out by the competition.
fallout3mutielover  - 7 months 10 days ago 
i think im going to hurl the horrible eye burning of the wii's standard def AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH btw mario losing a jumping competition IS ironic -Boing FWAP- it'sa me mario i lost
linkganon  - 7 months 10 days ago 
alfredofroylan, gamecube or game boy advance was the system that warioware inc. was first on. i know this since the ds wasn't out by then. and yes, the indistry is in it's last leg for those poor hardcore gamers, i hope i can get my hands on a metal gear solid game soon, and hopefully, on the wii, only without the wii remote.
Gourdmaster  - 7 months 10 days ago 
And the Lord said to Reggie Fils-aime, thou shalt put out the shittiest games on your shitty platform for all those shitty old people. And lo, the Lord played it, and it was shit.
Elbo444  - 7 months 9 days ago 
goooooodddddddd DAMNIT the Wii is terrible, and my friend is still in denial that it was worth the purchase, he only played 4 games for it and hasn't turned it on in 6 months
CLEIP  - 7 months 9 days ago 
This is why the wii is so unpopular in the actual gaming environment...
And i think thats sad, cause the wii has a lot to offer.
deathrebellion  - 7 months 9 days ago 
ohh god noo nooooooo.. my eyes, MY EYES!....
i though Wii wuz comin out of its crappyness with RE 0 and Madworld but i guess not.... >_<

and btw Samus Aran who??
Tomsta666  - 7 months 9 days ago 
To be fair a lot of this shit was started way before the Wii
helloimgaydo  - 7 months 9 days ago 
Christ am I glad I gave my wii to my sister. Nintendo really have made a profitable market for them self's, shame their entire demographic are cunts. Fuck you Nintendo, you used to be cool.
helloimgaydo  - 7 months 9 days ago 
Gourdmaster... you legend.
Selectedpayload  - 7 months 9 days ago 
For food flippin, ya mean put palm on real open griddle to save? I think it's the only way you'd remember how much fun you were havin'
MisterAdequate  - 7 months 9 days ago 
It's like if movies started out with Casablanca and Citizen Kane and then instead of The Godfather and Taxi Driver we just get to watch two hours of steaming turds.

Go drink douche fluid, Nintendo. *Goes back to playing Dwarf Fortress and awaiting Hearts of Iron III in between genuinely innovative experiences like Mirror's Edge*
MacGyver1138  - 7 months 9 days ago 
Any article with a Monty Python reference is a good article by my standards.

Also, thanks to recaptcha, I now know that "pshaws" is a word in the dictionary. Yes, really.
crabbo  - 7 months 9 days ago 
This is the reason i only own 2 (real games, wii sports, and link's crossbow training don't count.) for my wii.

Actually i'm planning on buying RE4 for the wii next time i get paid. After playing through RE5 it made me want to re experience the fun i had with it, back when i had it on the PS2. But i digress.

To be honest, i can't even get behind the concept of "motion controls" these days. Even games with good controls for the wii, are frustrating, because of how strenuous on my wrist and forearm to play them.
Dr.Salvador  - 7 months 9 days ago 
The Wii has changed gaming forever. Seriously, have you ever seen something this horrible actually reach the shelves on any other platform? at least i haven't.
Dr.Salvador  - 7 months 9 days ago 
Nintendo, What the fuck happened? what happened to ground breaking titles like Zelda and Mario? yes, youre expanding the franchise but look at what youve done. theres no turning back now. your reputation is now that of a puplisher for faggots and pussys
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