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The 10 worst Rock Band performances

(That we could find on YouTube)

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

3. Uhhhhh...

This is why you don't give your 15-year-old daughter and her friends a video camera. After they giggled their way through Fallout Boy and OK Go, we wonder if they went off to meet their sk8ter BFs at Hot Topic. Oh wait...

 


2. They may have gone to meet these guys 

"Okay. Okay okay. Are you guy's ready? Let's do this. You ready? Let's do this. Shit's goin' down."

In their defense, they rattle on in the video's description about how they intended to look foolish, and respond to questions such as "r u guise gay?" with a modicum of class. Though qualifying their shenanigans by saying that they were trying to look stupid doesn't make them look any less stupid, and there's no defense for calling your fake band, or anything, "Caution! Fun Ahead!"

 


1. Moore pauses the game (2:25) 

 

Harmonix's singer has mastered the very challenging "bounce one leg, lean forward, and flip hair back" dance. Peter Moore has mastered a lack of motor skills.

Oct 2, 2008

 


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17 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
grover117  - 1 year 1 month ago 
HAHA Awesome!
Amnesiac  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Loved the guy singing Bon Jovi.

"Deader Aliiiiiive!!"
asdfer  - 1 year 1 month ago 
ha. great article
drprofessor  - 1 year 1 month ago 
like omfg those girls are like so sick
or something. god i hate sk8rs, emos, and jailbait.

great article.
FancyRat  - 1 year 1 month ago 
At least #1 isn't as bad as Miyamoto and friends.
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 1 year 1 month ago 
@FancyRat: No argument here.
silverXdragon95  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Dead or alive it berns my eres O_o X_X
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... xD
thereaper52  - 1 year 1 month ago 
the end sequence is great


dead or aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvveeee!
brothir  - 1 year 1 month ago 
This article sums pretty much up why I'm playing Guitar Hero and not Rock Band.
ELpork  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Love the squeeky kid on dead or alive.
Squidmonk3j  - 1 year 1 month ago 
haha , first one :S Realy great article
Tasty_Pasta  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Lol, "Why is that red light on"

"I, I really don't know..."
Schizo  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Awesome my ears are bleeding! :D
...that's normal right?
georgeguy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
great artical :)
shadowless92  - 1 year 1 month ago 
no1 and i mean no1!! should ever and i mean ever!! ask or tell there dad to play rockband its just wrong in so many ways lol
lovin the vids although the kid in vids 1 and 2 bit of a tw*t lol
MyGameName  - 1 year 1 month ago 
NO.10 epic fail!!!!
adrenaguy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
THIRD DEGREE FAIL NUMBER 10! ah, man that was so funny, i laughed out loud at which point and i have woken my brother, so retarded! why do celebrities have have absolutely no clue when it comes to normal people stuff thats as simple as press a button?!
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