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The 10 worst game intros of all time

Watch the most awful openings ever without having to play the games

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US
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Jsen  - 9 months 3 days ago 
link:faces of evil is worse than any fan fiction ive ever seen... i dont see how nintendo could have done that without being on some type of illegal substance..
Jsen  - 9 months 3 days ago 
ok.. i just sat through the intro to Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road.. im literally shaking, i need a cigarette... wonder what this would be like on weed?
reaperman22  - 8 months 30 days ago 
m ma man t th tha that w wa was b ba bad and link looked like he belonged on queer eye for the straight guy
Amatarasu  - 8 months 27 days ago 
...i sat through #10......the beeps...THE BEEPS ARE IN MY HEAD!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
samownzsnake  - 8 months 18 days ago 
i always wondered where all ur base r belong to us came from
samownzsnake  - 8 months 18 days ago 
you guys at gr need to make t-shirts saying 'I watched the entirety of the Ikari Warriors II cutscene' and have an optional beeping machine built in. XD
Darthballs  - 7 months 28 days ago 
they just made link look gay
Konola  - 6 months 22 days ago 
Considering all the moving I have done, just sitting waiting to get to our next destination, Ikari is a damn cake walk. The only thing I wish for that game was that the intro was longer. The whole thing was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.
88Meters  - 6 months 17 days ago 
ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US
dewfish  - 5 months 16 days ago 
the best Full Motion Video intro was Road Rash for Playstation and 3D0. Just Soundgarden and Video of Motorcycles racing.
Frostfire  - 3 months 20 days ago 
I was using headphones for Ikari.......... cant hear to well any more.
rebelx18  - 2 months 23 days ago 
i finished the last one but i considered suicide when the odd little man came out O.o did they think this was a good idea when they realeased it?
dreamgor  - 2 months 23 days ago 
WAAAAHH cleared 30 seconds of ikari going to sit in a corner and cry and shiver abit if some1 needs me...

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dreamgor  - 2 months 23 days ago 
hahaaha the beeps they're everywhere hahhahaha "twitch" the beeeeps!
Hellwilder  - 2 months 17 days ago 
God, 4 minutes of bip-bip-bip-bup-bap-bip-bap-bup-bup-bap-bip-bip-bip-bup made my brain explode
PivotPlurals1  - 2 months 4 days ago 
Now i know why so many Legend of Zelda: wand of Gamelon Youube poop videos are on youtube XD it deserves to be pooped.
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AA95mp  - 2 months 2 days ago 
i disagree with the zero wing entry it's one of the best in my opinion.
kamikaz3e124  - 1 month 23 days ago 
Squalalah! Off we go! lolololol
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