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Technically, that's not correct...

Nerd rage activate! It’s time to pointlessly nitpick games that don’t deserve it!

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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chadman203  - 3 months 3 days ago 
I fucking Hate those Japanese Asian watever Games Honestly What it with them and Big FUCKING Unrealistic gay ass Swords and their Gay ass Frohawks. I've never seen an ASIAN with a FROhawk. Second: i friking hate the Battles honestly the first thing in itself is retarded. The ONLY Good Thing about their Games is that Usually they Have pretty damn Good Graphics i gotta give em that.
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barrage7667  - 3 months 2 days ago 
xboxrulez and adadadad or both MORONS they are probably the same person lol cause they rite the same way and are both insanely biased and idiotic
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adadadad  - 3 months 2 days ago 
@ barrage7667, broother.
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may respect yous. may think if yous and may can cross this concole devide - with a handshake like broothers - mayb wes sees that wes is not so differennt, u and i?
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secretsearcher  - 3 months 2 days ago 
everybody knows that adadadad and xboxrulez are the same person. and adadadad, people might stop riding on you if you gave it up and just started acting like a normal person. What you are doing is not funny. It's not clever. It just annoys the hell out of the rest of us. So let it go, ok?
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moloko  - 3 months 2 days ago 
these are videogames (fiction) not truth (real life) so deal with it, beside i think even you get frustrated if you fire 100 bullet to a propane tank without any explosion or if you see Cloud mastering a butter knife... remmember the FUN factor in videogames otherwise if you get them closer to "real life" it sucks.FUN factor boy FUN factor goddamnit...
thanks
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Fro4show  - 3 months 1 day ago 
I've never played a Final Fantasy game, but isn't cloud like from the future where swords are made of a currently undescovered alloy and where magic spells and potions exist? If he is, then I think he can lift that huge blade.
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BertTheTurtle  - 3 months 1 day ago 
I think Cloud's sword looks like Pyramid Heads knife. Which is awesome.
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Defguru7777  - 3 months 13 hours ago 
Too bad this wasn't in time for the Week of Geek. Awesome article.
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prahanormal  - 3 months 1 day ago 
People who think this is a bad article are clearly missing the point.
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hardcore_gamer1990  - 3 months 32 minutes ago 
Well technically, the tortoises in mario are actually koopa troopers, an undefined species of animal that may well be an animal living within a shell without being attatched, much like a hermit crab.

You sir, are TECHNICALLY WRONG



ReCaptcha: British lukewarm
Correct, well done ReCaptcha. Have a gold star.
Oh wait, stars are incendary balls of gas and thus are more likely to be red, orange, yellow or blue, given the combustable gases and compounds common in similar areas of deep space.
Hmm... That's technically wrong.
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themooninites  - 2 months 29 days ago 
what about in halo? you know:

melee > guns

how the hell does that work?
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gmilf71  - 2 months 28 days ago 
in bioshock, the pressurized cans don't explode when you shoot them, so they are correct.
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echelon3  - 2 months 27 days ago 
technically, mario is still safe, and correct. It is true that turtles cannot come out of their shells, but when has Mario ever come across a turtle? Those are Koopa-Troopas, and for them shells just may be accessories.
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GAMESFIRE  - 2 months 26 days ago 
:D Good article !
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AuthorityFigure  - 2 months 19 days ago 
Nice mention of the "Clarke Orbit"!
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TURbo  - 2 months 4 days ago 
What could be in the next technically, that's not correct is Altair jumping off of the highest Cathedral in Acre. It's roughly a 5 second fall. so that is like a 40 yard drop. You would die/ severely injuring yourself landing into a small cart filled with hay. Going 70+mph into a haystack is painful.

Also games open world games like GTA San Andreas, and GTA IV when you jump from tall heights into water. The limbs should pop off, they shouldn't be alive.
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