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Nerd rage activate! It’s time to pointlessly nitpick games that don’t deserve it!

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic  - 3 months 6 days ago 
Well Tyler, i must point out the fact that you are wrong on two points. First, cloud can lift his sword becuase he is a Final Fantsy charecer, implicateing that he can do anything a likely underpaid write can think of, and becuase of magic or science, or bolth. Second, it it a proven fact that it was indeed my father that invented facts.
gmilf71  - 3 months 6 days ago 
also in cod waw the fact that you can hold an mg42 with out a turret is impossible. also a level in 1943 features the svt-44(Sturmgewer-44) wich was invented in 1944. And russian tanks (t-34) never had flame throwers. and they also never put scopes on kar98ks. also with an m-1 garand, you couldn't manually reload. you had to wait till the entire clip emptied. hows that for buzzkill?
gmilf71  - 3 months 6 days ago 
oh also in halo the spartan laser wouldn't have recoil because theres no explosion, its not matter, and its light.
gmilf71  - 3 months 6 days ago 
yep in cod4, i regularly slash people in the knee cap and they die instantly.
AlpineGuy  - 3 months 6 days ago 
I don't know why, but this article us just GREAT. It's stuff like this that reminds me why I go on Gamesradar in the first place.
Amatarasu  - 3 months 6 days ago 
why not lump the knifing in with cod waw? it's the exact same, your a gameist!
CH3BURASHKA  - 3 months 6 days ago 
Amazingly, the intro was about as good as the rest of the article. WUV U TYWUH!
Unoriginal  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Pure genious. Seriously, hats of to you Mr. Wilde.

Why the re-change to the old profile pic?
360noscope  - 3 months 5 days ago 
never noticed most of these..
good article Mr.Wild..
Love these kinda articles
noobeater  - 3 months 5 days ago 
lol the first paragraph was scary i was doing all three things.

also ye whats up with the knife

awesome article
adadadad  - 3 months 5 days ago 
helo, baby, may back. got the temporeriy restriction from the mood :( sadface. may felt so cold and alone.

but broothers, sisters, do no /cry for may.

may learnt the leasson.

may not use caps. may not cuss ps-3 (although, fingre aches!). may drinkee the phyenix down, and may ok. may love yous. ax
secretsearcher  - 3 months 5 days ago 
I loved this article. But my left hand was not on my face, my legs were not crossed, and I did not have a sugary carbonated beverage.

So HAH! I have thwarted your mind reading attempts!!

reCaptcha: 3,331 inflate
OK......
And I love Mythbusters :D
AntistasBoneShield  - 3 months 5 days ago 
That was another amazing article! Tyler Wilde FTW!
AHolyMonk  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Reading this article is like looking into a mirror. I love finding technicalities that dont make sense in games. This article gets a 10 just because i see a little bit of myself in it. =)
DontEatRawHagis  - 3 months 5 days ago 
(Comic Book Guy's Voice)
Cloud's sword can easily be made out of Styrofoam. If you read the Expanded series you would know that all monsters in that game are made out of paper and that his styrofoam blade is sharpened to a molecule thin length.
(Comic Book guy Over)

This article is pure genius.
Tymiegie  - 3 months 5 days ago 
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nitpick those games! Nitpick them until there is nothing left, but the little realism they can actually muster.
Narc780  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Exploding Gas Tanks...actually that IS possible under the right circumstances, youre using myth busters as your source ? Lol.... nice credibility there.
catlikereflexes  - 3 months 5 days ago 
This might be my new favorite GR article.
blazeinwaze  - 3 months 5 days ago 
kipper dont be such a tight ass and learn to loosen the tie some people can actually READ without every little dot possible thanks
DasavageJ  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Great article but I would like to point out that I believe Geosynchronous mean 'In sync with the Earth's orbit' thus whatever it is you were talking about (sorry i forgot after reading the comments) would likely have stayed over the mentioned city. But I could be wrong. Regardless great article Mr. Wilde
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