as i started to read this article, i did indeed have a sugary carbonated beverage, my left hand was on my face, but alas, i did not have my legs crossed
I was laying on the floor with my left hand on my face and my legs sort of crossed and I'd just finished my dr. pepper. Genius.
Probably the best article I've read anywhere in a long time. Hilarious, everything is well timed and well said. Oh and that scene in Indiana Jones is one of my favorite movie scenes ever, so you get bonus points.
@xtraRawN00b
Ummm who cares? He probably got a approval to do it from the previous writer, or killed him/her in their sleep then stole the outline from the computer and pasted it here. Whichever makes you happy.
And knifing someone in the back won't kill them, you can probably give them a big nice stab wound, then turn to face you and blast you in the face. But to be really effective (and you have to be a ninja to do this), you can hit the parts of the spin that can control the nerves, movement from the waist down or from the neck down. Get rid of the persons nerve, then stab them continuously and hear them yell "WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME?! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!"
But i digress, it was an awesome article and i hope you keep it up Tyler.
On the Halo thin you're wrong about it being wrong. In the picture you posted on him shooting the Spartan Laser he's not in space, but he's on the Ark. The ark and all of the other rings have an environment that is almost identical to Earth's. If the laser shows on earth which it would than it would show on the Ark.