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Nerd rage activate! It’s time to pointlessly nitpick games that don’t deserve it!

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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jjthesurvivor  - 3 months 11 days ago 
for cloud's sword, it's a magic sword. so it only weighs nothing, so ha. magic explains everything!
tbonedakilla  - 3 months 11 days ago 
my legs were crossed and my left hand was on my face how did you know, Tyler Wilde you sir are a freak of nature.
Armyofnone  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Win.
e.schultzy27  - 3 months 11 days ago 
"There would be blood everywhere. Children would be crying"


This is one of my favorite articles
Nice job Tyler!
doomdoomdoom  - 3 months 11 days ago 
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michaelmcc827  - 3 months 11 days ago 
lol @ indie reference
TheWebSwinger  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Indeed, I, too, am an expert in facts. I know several.
Koouunn  - 3 months 11 days ago 
lemmings r the best animal ever!!!
ihopethisisnotantistasblood  - 3 months 11 days ago 
this was golden material for week of geek
tysr36  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Amazing article Tyler.
Cwf2008  - 3 months 11 days ago 
@Tasty_Pasta: Ya because you can really believe EVERYTHING they show on Youtube
KREATIVEassassin  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Hilarious! And I totally heard Tyler's voice in my head as I read it.
SincualaS  - 3 months 11 days ago 
as i started to read this article, i did indeed have a sugary carbonated beverage, my left hand was on my face, but alas, i did not have my legs crossed

reCaptcha: chang jamieson
Mavarious  - 3 months 11 days ago 
I was laying on the floor with my left hand on my face and my legs sort of crossed and I'd just finished my dr. pepper. Genius.

Probably the best article I've read anywhere in a long time. Hilarious, everything is well timed and well said. Oh and that scene in Indiana Jones is one of my favorite movie scenes ever, so you get bonus points.
xtraRawN00b  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Tyler Wilde, great articl, too bad you ripped it of off OXM. They did this a few months ago. Dude have you heard of the APA?
uz_mike222  - 3 months 11 days ago 
@xtraRawN00b
Ummm who cares? He probably got a approval to do it from the previous writer, or killed him/her in their sleep then stole the outline from the computer and pasted it here. Whichever makes you happy.

And knifing someone in the back won't kill them, you can probably give them a big nice stab wound, then turn to face you and blast you in the face. But to be really effective (and you have to be a ninja to do this), you can hit the parts of the spin that can control the nerves, movement from the waist down or from the neck down. Get rid of the persons nerve, then stab them continuously and hear them yell "WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME?! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!"
But i digress, it was an awesome article and i hope you keep it up Tyler.
uz_mike222  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Get rid of the persons nerve, then stab them continuously and hear them yell "WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME?! I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!"

Or also paralyze them from the neck down so they can only move their head.
spongejerk89  - 3 months 11 days ago 
On the Halo thin you're wrong about it being wrong. In the picture you posted on him shooting the Spartan Laser he's not in space, but he's on the Ark. The ark and all of the other rings have an environment that is almost identical to Earth's. If the laser shows on earth which it would than it would show on the Ark.
spongejerk89  - 3 months 11 days ago 
Sorry for my bad grammar in my post above, but I think you get my point. I shouldn't have been typing and watching David Letterman at the same time.
JimmySmurf  - 3 months 11 days ago 
This article made my smile wide from ear to ear :)
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