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Technically, that's not correct...

Nerd rage activate! It’s time to pointlessly nitpick games that don’t deserve it!

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US
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Hobbs  - 3 months 5 days ago 
lol this is FTW
GamerTagsSuck  - 3 months 5 days ago 
I'm pretty sure that lemmings, or at least some rodent, will do that to conserve food for the rest of their... Pack? And xboxrules is probably just adadad in disguise.
MechGyver  - 3 months 5 days ago 
How about strength materia mr.Wilde ...lol
Now, how is Barrett able to have a gun instead of a hand or how does Tifa can stand up with that huge shelf of hers in such a frail body or how does a Red manage to have cubs being the only one left of his species or why is Dr.Hojo having a sun bath with his clothes on at Costa del Sol beach...you get my point.
Hexar  - 3 months 5 days ago 
"LOL! This guy that wrote this article is quite artistic, LOL! I have to meet his parents!"

@ Makk_Mizzy

Creepy dude, really creepy.
GamerTagsSuck  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Nope. I looked it up. Lemming will sometimes accidentally run of cliffs during migration or run of due to the sheer instinct to move on. But there definately is a rodent that will commit when food runs low.
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 3 months 5 days ago 
I looked it up too. And accidentally running off a cliff could happen to any animal. It could happen to you. It is not the same as walking directly off of a cliff for no reason.
Yeager1122  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Now i want to try and blow up a gas tank...
elchetos  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Mr. Wilde, you totally forgot that the rifle's butt on halo is much, much more effective when killing someone than a full clip of bullets.

Great article, though, Luvs me some facts!
AMayer  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Tyler Wilde makes me giggle like a school-girl.
somthing42  - 3 months 5 days ago 
" Game developers are wrong about 90% of everything 83% of the time"

That just -fuckin made my day
michaelmcc827  - 3 months 5 days ago 
late from last week, but still entertaining.
taylorte10  - 3 months 5 days ago 
all those games rock so shut up about it
Ninja-KiLLR  - 3 months 5 days ago 
that was a very funny article. all are very good remarks. but if you were knifed in the back in the lung that would be a kill shot yur not recovering from
Hobojedi  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Don't forget about in Halo the meleeing is more powerful than shooting..
FinalGamer  - 3 months 5 days ago 
That was hilarious and yet informative!
civver  - 3 months 5 days ago 
I can't tell if that Halo screenshot takes place in a vacuum. Other than that, this was a great article.
Ninjamatt5  - 3 months 5 days ago 
HAH! But in the Mario series there are no turtles - there are Koopas. A different species who can crawl out their shells. So technically that IS correct!
number1hitjam  - 3 months 5 days ago 
hey hey hey! Those aren't turtles. They're KOOPAS
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 3 months 5 days ago 
Ninja-KiLLR: "that was a very funny article. all are very good remarks. but if you were knifed in the back in the lung that would be a kill shot yur not recovering from"

You'd probably die, for sure, but you may have enough in you to turn around and fire a few rounds into your stabber. The amount of damage inflicted by a single stab wouldn't necessarily put you out immediately.
Linken4  - 3 months 5 days ago 
This was quite the funny article indeed.
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